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[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55417
 25.10.2011
Recently I have a habit of responding to unclear phrases - bla bla bla. I recently visited a friend. I got back and I got a message:
"You can rub your hands.
Alice (daughter) on my attempts to raise her answer me BLA BLA BLA!!!and "

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №55416
 25.10.2011
The nuclear icebreaker "Soviet Union" will be restored by 2014.

Remove the first two words and quotes... as it sounds, a!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №55415
 25.10.2011
There will always be someone who will treat you the same way you once did to someone else.
Fuck me, someone is fucking =(

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №55414
 25.10.2011
This is how you eat your own sausage, so you grind it deliciously, and here is a bowl of pearls! Can you fuck the bonus?
Action: Find a pearl in the dryer and collect a bracelet!A prize for the car!
A collar of broken teeth.

[ + 59 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55413
 25.10.2011
That year I dressed all the leopard and was a panther.
Bleat, was it only my brain that exploded from this phrase?

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