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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №72058
 25.10.2012
"Development of projects "The key"

In this phrase, as a programmer, I am stressed not by an unnecessary soft sign but by an unclosed sentence.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №72057
 25.10.2012
xxx: from news: Moscow OMON will create its social network
YYYY: ahah, facebook is on =)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №72056
 25.10.2012
Previously, everyone laughed at the news on the mail, over time stopped looking at them at all away from sin. We watched the weather "Weather. Novosibirsk -6° weak snowfall" How fucking do they do that??? The weak lily in itself contradicts, but the snow is dull.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №72055
 25.10.2012
The German Forum:
We have two virgins in our class, one of them is me.I want to lose her only with the most beautiful guy in the class, Merz, but do you know that he responded to my offer? That his girls are not interested, and that he is preparing to become a Pokémon coach.
Is it possible that I am 12 years old?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №72054
 25.10.2012
I call the client. You do not have the same name on the loan agreement with the payment. And she says, don’t worry, I have a lot of names.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №72053
 25.10.2012
The morning in the bus gives +10 to misanthropy.

[ + 27 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72052
 25.10.2012
Probably only my phone can fix the cinnamon bulk on the "Queen's House",
and to the appeal "Straight" in SMS my husband Ilya is probably used to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №72051
 25.10.2012
I was in the clinic today. But I can say that the sick who form disabilities are strong and stubborn people!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72050
 25.10.2012
I talk to a friend, she and her boyfriend have a serious story, it is difficult to last a long time, only to Tolstoy and entrust.

Serena, and Andrew again! I went to work yesterday, and he is sitting in the car under the entrance... well fuck it.
I: And what does he say? Or did they not talk specifically?
She: They just talked. Then come to me, I am alone. I want a serious relationship. As long as we find out the one, the other, we can even throw a couple of sticks! He was offended, let go.

Order is not order, but I penetrated.

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72049
 25.10.2012
@ArseniyArs: More and more often we see how in social networks girls who want to get married put on avatar Borscht.

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