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[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №11646
 25.10.2008
On the third day, a programmer tries to configure Russian letters in asky on a mobile phone. On the third day he changes clients and writes to me in asking for something Russian. On the third day, in response to these requests, I copy his hieroglyphs from some Japanese website.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №11645
 25.10.2008
Since American medicine has failed to cope with the nation’s obesity,
The American economy came to help.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №11644
 25.10.2008
a rubbish bowl with a pedal for lifting the lid is a good tester for determining people for the presence of a car!)) Only the driver can open it accurately and to the desired size. And if a person does this not only with the right, but also with the left leg - then he has mechanics)))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №11643
 25.10.2008
xxx: I've always been surprised by the stunts sitting on Linux, BSD, etc and so on
YYY: Have you ever seen a real unicef, what would you say, shit he or not?
XXX is fucking. If a man fuels useless shit all day long, he is by definition a shit.
YYYY: HYYYYYYY is useless. Have you ever seen this live freebsd?
XXX: I have your linux and bzdi. There will be an ambulance under Lyux, maybe I will try it. I need him, I need him.
and lineage? Have you played it for a long time?
xxx: and six months probably, Persia to 34 Level has already kicked.
YYY: Well listen, we are both students of the evening department. Apparently, most of the day you spend on an ambulance, and you are fed by mom and dad. I have been working full-time for 8 months, I got a job thanks to the ability to work with frees, I get 40,000 and will increase. And who of us is a shit, you think. Think well. If you are sure I am, go ahead.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №11642
 25.10.2008
yyy (02:32:36 12/10/2008)
Why do we not sleep?
xxx (02:32:57 12/10/2008)
Fuck you

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №11641
 25.10.2008
I sent a letter to Minsk. I told my assistant at five seconds what to write, he wrote it somewhere. I was also surprised how he so quickly managed everything... In general, the essence of ordering tickets to Moscow, the flight data and that the form of payment is any... Day after two I stumble upon a paper where he wrote this, I read: "Minskbil.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №11640
 25.10.2008
XXX is
I and I have split up.

YYYY
Fuck it.

YYYY
How are you happy??,

XXX is
As long as 2 days. It is normal.

XXX is
B4 was friendly.

XXX is
I touched her so much, 4th when she lost consciousness. ]:->

XXX is
He hanged on Hui.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №11639
 25.10.2008
from sql.ru (talk about the financial crisis):

1>> Apologies for ophthalmology. Interesting, and the girls in the crisis will completely give up or vice versa?? to

2>> Whoever has more ammunition, weapons and food, that also has women.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №11638
 25.10.2008
Fuck, I’m tired of the cockroaches.
I smoked from my neighbor’s car today.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №11637
 25.10.2008
_vic: The performance of the gas turbines of our electric power plants was 65%, for 67% they gave a premium, for 69% they were fired for damaging equipment.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №11636
 25.10.2008
Deffka sits on my knees and begins to strike.

Buy me a weapon.

I: Blin, I don’t want to stretch through her to the key

It is: buy it! You are a guy, you have to buy me a thread)))))

I was ashamed!!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11635
 25.10.2008
Cheese, can we play any more?
Antowka go to hiding, you are galla
Cheese op op
Looking for cheese
Antowka hiding under the table
Cheese * looked at the textbook on DM*
Cheese is
Antowka Mukhahah
Cheese looked under the key.
Cheese is
Antowka hkhhihihihi
Cheese looked under the table.
Cheese Tuky Antony
Cheese is lost.
Anonymous fucking
Cheese ahahaha
Antowka, how did you get me?
Cheese by chance.
Antowka Hoyace
Cheese is shaken.
Cheese and I saw

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11634
 25.10.2008
XXX: Lazy to work on a stationary computer: heavy, wires talk - bought a notebook. Lazy through a slow channel in the innet walk - connected the laptop via a DSL modem. Lazy constantly networked wires in the notepad to wrap in different rooms - put Wi-Fi. Today sat down for the note: there is no injection - the network cable in two meters from the comp is rolled, and the wifi point from the socket is also turned off in two meters, but on the other side. For two minutes he sat in the middle of the room like a buridan of a donkey thinking what was easier to do: plug a wifi point in the socket or a network cord in a notepad.
YYY: So who won?
See also: GPRS I checked the mail from the provider.
YYY: O_o

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №11633
 25.10.2008
29961 (saved 2008-10-20 at 11:25)
Adults-adults... and I only noticed at the age of 20 what healthy breasts the mother of Uncle Fedor!

Oh yeah (I went to watch)
and Figase!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №11632
 25.10.2008
Mr.Jimm: The apocalypse will come when all the words in Wikipedia will be highlighted in blue.
% of

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №11631
 25.10.2008
This is life"

You can get it, and you can get it...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №11630
 25.10.2008
My girlfriend told a story. Preamble: A girlfriend has a husband - fat,

Bearded, constantly busy at work. In the evening after the works of the righteous,

He likes to sit in a chair, get a bottle of beer and talk on his cell phone.

The friends. She also has a son who was born of the same.

Husband by love. A child of one and a half years, smart, gives hope.

The story itself, from a friend.

I go with my son on the road. A young man sat in front of us. and thick,

The Bearded. My son looks at him with interest, but he is silent.

The man, setting up for a long journey, got a bottle of beer and decided

Talk about cell. And here a small man shone: 120 kg

Weight, beard and - a heavy argument - beer and cell!

Daddy and Daddy! The boy slapped and pulled his pen to a stranger.

The girlfriend guessed that the child identified, but to explain the situation

was polished. The man was nervous, staring closely at the child and

Suspiciously struck a girlfriend. I could not remember who this woman was.

I decided to remove on the cell phone of the supposed child and his mom. and then,

I would probably remember better. My girlfriend noticed him.

maneuver and began to grimace. The man is even more nervous.

That the child continues to repeat his "Papa!".

The end was not very beautiful: the man jumped out of the road, screaming

"X@y to you, not food!"

High and high relationships. One of the passengers commented.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №11629
 25.10.2008
How is man different from an animal?

In addition to eating and chewing, he wants to eat and chew.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №11628
 25.10.2008
What is the fastest memory?
yyy: hi, well generally the most common shake - ddr2, and the higher the tire frequency, the better, and so on ddr3 pay attention, but it needs to be seen, what supports the motherboard
xxx: Are you a psychologist or a programmer?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №11627
 25.10.2008
Antitar: Boys, what’s it like to hug a girl?
Bioslet: Just like a pillow, only the girls are warm and moving.

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