Are you sick?
I’m cold and I’m at home.
- At work with such wounds are sent to the labour market, not to sit at home. The only respectable reason is the loss of the limb, then give one day of hospital - go out to pick up a prosthetic.

I will go to fight with the sewage subsoil, with the alien creatures, with the miserable hole, and with the cursed aliens.
YYY: Are you fucking going?
XXX is yes.

Discussion SATA-II 2Tb Hitachi 7200rpm on the computer store website

X: I would have done a great deal for such a winchester—only my young man is embarrassed to offer me.
Y: Yeah, you’re outraged, prostitute, 4k for a mine. Go from here.

Sometimes doing a course late in the evening, behind the wall, the neighbor was having sex. I’m tired of listening to the girls’ breaths and understanding how good the neighbor is now. In general, I called my girlfriend and wanted to invite her to the "night at the candles". When I called, I heard a familiar ringing outside the wall. This is how I struck my girlfriend in betrayal. is cool?

by zastuka.li

(14:20:24) nn: But the main thing is not the quality but the style
(14:20:29) nn: nn
(14:20:34) nn: nnn
(14:20:35) tchc: :D
(14:20:38) nn: nn
(14:20:44) nnn: nnn
(14:20:47) nnn: nnn
14:21:04) Q: Do you have a hiccups?
(14:21:08) nn: no o_o
14:21:32) and why do you not hit the keys?
(14:21:44) nnn: hz
14:21:56) nn: hands like I don’t shake
(14:22:01) nn: * trembling
I can see it. ?

Today I am passing by a big burning wash. There are cars nearby, and so on. A young couple stands next to each other and, dragging their heads to each other, look expressively at the fire.
The fucking romance.
Dude_de_vanO_o

in the forum
Please name from 5 to 10 volumes of Dubrovsky.
Yyy: If I were in Dubrovnik 10 volumes I would have left school in 8th grade)

Talk about Ash. Girl and Boy (D)
I don’t like to dress myself.
d) I too
I like to chew gently.
P) What? O_O

With no hassle, the hopper does not reach the ability of an ordinary wife to doze and shake the grandmothers.

Q: What to write at the end?
A: The conclusion is usually the outcome of everything written.
A: That’s why it’s so important.
A: And what is the outcome?
Q: What did I do with all this stuff?
Better to lie here :)

Life is just a bunch of everything that happens. c) Homer Simpson

How can we reduce the number of hungry and unhappy people in the world?
Go and sing...

The evening. The older sister - a blonde (30 years old) is watching a movie on television. In advertising, I switch to broadcasting about other planets and worlds.
Blonde is Fou! That you are watching? How can it be interesting...?
I: You don’t understand, it’s so fascinating, maybe there’s another reasonable life elsewhere...
(According to the planet Pluto)
I: Did you know that a year on Pluto lasts 250 Earth years?
Blonde: In the sense? o_o
I: Well, Pluto makes one orbit around the Sun in 250 years
The Blonde: Aaa! This is how the year counts!!! to

I talk to a friend on the phone.
How to say in English: Mom, am I pregnant?
zzz: Mom, I'm pregnant...
here I hear behind me a whistle...broken cup and mom O. o fuck barely denied))here is a friend, here is a friend)))

Better they treat their children like that.
xxx: on one forum found almost 3 pages of discussion of how the godmother bit the reptile Niku.. and only a fool at the end of the third page understood that Nika is a Yorkshire terrier...

†Creator of destiny†: The...
Tagged: meat...
†Creator of destiny†: Some Wrong Rabbit
That’s Chernobyl XD

From Zh.

The Border:
The purpose of your visit to Latvia?
To swim, to swim.
How is it? The Occupation? 8 [ ]

In short, my brother came home in shit. I split up and sat down on the couch. He looks at the cat. And he gives her a finger on the couch: “You’re going to sleep here fucking!” I said so! And then don’t ask me "where will I sleep?"

I had a brutal Facebook spam.
I put a cup in the cup, I think I’ll drink a cup. then the neck gets on the eyes I think a nakher, I better make cocoa, and pour 2 tablespoons there. I pour all this with boiling water with the thought that I make tea, I remember that I make cacao and pour milk.I think "nax;milk, I don't like tea with milk"I will pour there sugar and still not drink, mix and only coming into the room I understood what I drink :D

News on mail: "Bugs disappear in the woods and escape from rescuers"
Probably good collectors.