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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №55457
 25.10.2011
f-stein: I personally conducted a scientific test, taking myself as the only subject.
f-stein: The test showed that of all the subjects, I was the happiest, smartest and sexiest.

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55456
 25.10.2011
XXX: The Father is burning. I read my sister a story.
WOW :?? to
The silence read.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №55455
 25.10.2011
Victoria Bonn married the son of Irish billionaire Alex Smurfit.

The first comment under the news: Smurfs will be)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №55454
 25.10.2011
Prehistory: in Minsk on Friday released a false smell that fuel prices will rise by 50 percent in the morning instead of the three promised... in general evening on gas stations.

The situation: the grandfather and grandmother come on the jiggle.opens the luggage, and there a bunch of 3-liter pots)
Generally speaking, the people were not even able to shoot this from what they saw, but they remembered everything: the grandfather used a gun to steal the banks, and the grandmother then drove them away)))) So we live... in the end they were fucking with the prices, nothing went up yet)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №55453
 25.10.2011
Student: What to do if a single-legged horse runs on you??? O_O
Iris: It’s really funny.

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55452
 25.10.2011
Asked and answered:

Strangely...the voice of Kupitman from the “Interns” is very much like the voice of Mr. Freeman. Wasn’t this man the creator of this painted character? I may have uncovered a great secret.

Not created, just sounded for a while, which he does not deny ;)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №55451
 25.10.2011
<Gvidon> Lithuania
<plain-user> good morning
<Gvidon> I can’t say what is good
<plain-user> what is it?
<Gvidon> A cat of cattle. In the middle of the night, she entered the cooking barbecue in the kitchen, packed everything, lipped and spotted herself to everything.
<akkark> yellow

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55450
 25.10.2011
It is believed that the most terrifying way of suicide is to drink alkaline... so there is a means for cleansing Shumanite - alkaline, which eats everything... my grandfather drank it.. said that it was too strong and his throat swallowed, drank from the top of regular vodka and went to sleep O_o.. now we call him Uncle Vanya-Shumanite..

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №55449
 25.10.2011
Are there any designers? You should probably know)
DrLexx: no such
And the lawyers?
DrLexx: there is no such thing as either.
DrLexx: There are economists and nuclearists
DrLexx: we can wrap the bomb and sell it

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №55448
 25.10.2011
xxx: Eat cookies, spices and pasta with bread. Brothers come back!

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №55447
 25.10.2011
xxx: I have a friend who terribly dislikes phone jokes and other phone nonsense. And I, on the contrary, am a fan of cheating and completely forget about his peculiarity.
xxxh: I call once (changed number) and playful voice "Get who?"
The answer is "Easy! I guess for the first time! You are the person I’m going to challenge". and throwing.
I guessed the shit.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №55446
 25.10.2011
XXX is
I’ll be the best gift on the deer.
YYYY
You need a farm type.
XXX is
Oh, electricity to feed and lick and you will be happy.
YYYY
to feed... to please... no. One such slug in the house is enough for me now)
XXX is
His tongue is dull.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №55445
 25.10.2011
After living separately, you can say, returned to childhood... McDonald’s is again a holiday... once every six months...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №55444
 25.10.2011
HH: In general, she’s pretty cute. Truth matures a lot, well, was pumped in her cloth, but feminine, cared for.
WHO did I think of?? to
Lash, how do I know what you thought? Blonde with Dr. Irina
WOW: I know her very well. Do not need
Does she have a member? The SPID? The husband?
First, you can forget about the senses right now. She will give the heart to the villain from the last movie seen. A banana republic dictator. In the latter case, he can write him emails and be imposed on bodyguards.
HH: Are you stumbling?
WOW: She’ll put you before the fact every time. She will appear to you in the apartment in the middle of the night with things, because the owner drove out for drunkenness, and will make the eyes of the cat in the boots, and you will let her go. Without asking, she can do both a child and an abortion. You will pay. She will go for three months to Huevo-Kukuyevo to find the gold of the royal family there, and will return with snake bites and a penalty for battle-hunting. You will pay too. All this even though she matures and is stronger than you three.
WOW: and all this time she will be cute... sociable... charming... the tongue will not turn to separate... SUCK I HATE(((

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №55443
 25.10.2011
I:I sent a SMS to the boss type "I won't come to work, I stayed alone on the h.."
Shepherd: Lena quickly left him and went to work.
I mean, I mean the house ;)

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №55442
 25.10.2011
Antivirus programs lack the window: "And I warned you, fool!" :(

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №55441
 25.10.2011
In 10th grade we went to military-field gatherings, 6 people lived in a tent. Boring was azky, played in the words of the hour 3... in general, the words almost all ended and fell to a guy named Seroj on the letter "C" minutes 30 he thought Well and we him with a hint on his Name: Serojah here you who?? to
He is red and with a quiet and quiet voice: “Suka...”

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №55440
 25.10.2011
Katashi: people who watched the dead walking write off the playoff
The crow: Every Saturday I see them under the window
The crow: and when there is money, I join

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №55439
 25.10.2011
Bosia: Now the video call to me on Skype was from a manager of a large company, engaged in electronic document circulation.
Skype I contacted him a year and a half ago, on the work issue, since then he has been in my contact list, but did not communicate.
Well, I think little, and although I myself sit in the office, but answered without a video.
Picture: sitting this little manager, in the apartment, apparently at his own, naked at least by the belt, and at least whispering from my "Allo, I listen to you" bariton...
Manager: "Em-um, and Victoria Valerievna can"
I: "You’re right now in the wrong place..."

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №55438
 25.10.2011
From the description of paroxysmal cold hemoglobinuria (National Guide to Pediatrics): in the clinical picture predominate fever, abdominal pain, urinary discharge of the color of cherry syrup (according to mothers) and pink port wine (according to fathers)

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