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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №153211
 25.10.2019
When I was in college, I liked one student. I wanted to invite her to a cafe, but there was hardly any money at the time. He walked around the universe until he noticed the chef who was in charge of the dining room. He was 40-45 years old, his wife and three children. We were known before. After hearing the reason why I was walking so acidic, he told me to come with her to the universe at 10 p.m. when all the students were out. In the courtyard of the university there was a small square with trees and tables.

We met in the evening and I offered to walk to the universe. The guard was familiar with me, so he missed us.

When we entered the square, one of the tables was already covered. The first, the second, salad etc. The night, empty universe, we sat alone, ate, drank tea and talked. Per she thought at the time, the hell, how he got it.

The chef sometimes approached us like dear guests, tossed tea, asked if we would like a dessert.

At that moment I was happy. Now, 12 years later, I remember this man, and I realize how huge his heart was.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №153210
 25.10.2019
A little more and distinguish Camedi Club from the Curved Mirror will be possible only by the logo of the channel.

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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №153209
 25.10.2019
Grandma’s sister went to the city by bus. She is small in height and round like a ball. She did her business and stopped. In the pocket were the last 2 hryvnia for the trip. Elijah got into the guard. It is time to pay. One in the pocket is empty, the other is empty. No, he thought he was right. With the hand there is no money. He thinks, “Well, everyone, you’ll have to walk for an hour to the village...” Next to the man:
What are you looking for?
I lost the money...
and he:
Look in your pocket!

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №153208
 25.10.2019
1st Russia repairs more than $20 billion in debt to African countries
2nd In order to restore the indexation of pensions for working pensioners in 2020 we will need 368 billion rubles. This is a big money, and we don’t have such money now,” said the head of the Pension Fund.

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