In a past life, Captain Evidence was a woman, and he was called Iron Logic.

xxx: was in the kimrams today in this building office
XX: Talking to the Chief
xxx: I think your character "slightly fucking" does not fully reflect the entire individuality of her character

Damn, I don’t take the exam, I don’t even care about girls.
It’s easier to pass the exam than a girl.

diamond-lost (20:05:50 23/11/2009)
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Diamond Lost
Oh yeah yeah? 😉

Diamond Lost
But that’s not all 😉 I’m going to swear on you.)

Diamond Lost
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Diamond Lost
The last symbol contains all the power of this spell)))))

Hi, I have a problem. Around the blanket on the wing the paint slightly swelled. Could be?
Are you cutting the slang?
Idiot, I am a girl! The fool!
Basil: This is because of the habit, we, the men of the slang (any one), including on the raft, shower!!!! to
Basil: And you got gasoline on the paint wall

xxx: how to warm up and make the junkyards in the cold??? and :-/
by Napalm!

Krishna @: Hi!!! Let us communicate! If you don’t want to, just send me three letters)))))
Walk with Peace...

Chapel
What is funny (or shameful) in the phrase?
Chapel
Yesterday I sunbathed in the solarium, Olya called me and said you are where, and I am just lying sunbathing... I tell her I am lying and I am cheered here from all sides.

Saburo: We will all die
Ponf: in 2012?)
Tagged with: AGA
Ponf: I passed the fallout 7 times, I will survive >.<

Justice is what you believe in until you face the authorities.

Meet in our depths of Culibina: Edison is nervously smoking!
We have one such – Igor is another type! Unresolved technical problems for him do not exist, in principle. A long time ago, he made aerosans, a motodeltaplane and a boiler. I decided to get on a helicopter.
Sikorsky is fucking. It should be noted that Igor's basic education is 10 classes of high school (it is terrible to think what he would have invented after graduating from a technical university), and the helicopter is not a grass-cutting machine for you, so the manufacture of a screwdriver took quite a long time.
The finished product strongly resembled the ash from "Kin-Zha-Zha". To the fact that the device managed to get up in the air, no one was surprised, we are already accustomed to the fact that everything works for Igor. One problem was drawn: the helicopter hangs in the air, and does not want to fly forward. Igor fought over the decision for two weeks, then came to the conclusion that the first wheel is necessary, well, in the sense, you need to push the car, it will fly! It was said - done: the helicopter for a long cord was attached to the "Uazik", the steering was placed on Seregu and clearly and unequivocally instructed: when the car takes off, it must speed up to forty kilometers and slow down "At that breeze".
After that, Igor pulls off the thread and flies into the blue...
The picture is that! On the field of the "Wazik" stone, behind him on a long rope talks a hanging ashes. At that breeze, the car brakes sharply, the helicopter flies forward at the length of the wire, and, according to the first law of dynamics, it crumbles at the ground (Igorek, shrouded by free flight, forgot to pull off the rope).
Numerous passengers, overtaking each other, rushed to the aircraft crash site. In front of them, from under the smoky debris came out a whole and unharmed Igor in a cracked motorcycle helmet.
and Igor! Are you alive? Was the carabine spelled? Why not disappear?
- Yes, before me, when I took off, it came to me that the angle of the attack of the blade was variable.
I have to do, the details started to think about and forgot that the wire needs to be cut off!
Our people are not defeated!

A 40-year-old colleague met a girl. Mache is thirty-five years old and she is very bad for herself. Kola is fat, lazy and eye-catching. today is
Cole is visiting Masha for the first time. On the way, Cole goes into the store to buy champagne and vodka. At the condom window, Cole stops in deep thoughtfulness. Rich life experience suggests that if he buys condoms, then something will necessarily happen and there will be no sex, and if you do not buy condoms, then Masha will definitely pull him to bed, but without condoms will not give. Colla falls into catatonia.

At this time, Masha stands in front of the mirror and decides whether to shave her legs or not to shave. Rich life experience suggests that if she breaks her legs, then something will necessarily happen and there will be no sex, and if the legs are not shaved, then everything will go great and the matter will go into intimacy, but the girl's honor will not allow her to go to bed with unshaken legs. Masha has a brain.

The question is, how do these two wicked ones go together?

Yesterday, the European Union’s gas coordination group met in Brussels, and the main issue on the agenda is preparedness for winter.

“Simply striking, as literally by two rubber movements (in 2006 and 2009). Russia exported to Europe the domestic communal tradition of preparation for winter,” the authors add.

<Rainman> Blind, because of this dumb butt, the head splits
<Darkduck> take aspirin, drink with vodka and drink with cocaine.
<Darkduck> this will definitely help you ;)
<Rainman> I am still in the universe, by the way
<Rainman> where can I get aspirin here? :o)

Rodder13: When I was 8 years old, I saw behind the scenes two grown dolls (in my opinion, the Chuburashka and the Pattachock) bored fighting for packs of cigarettes. For the first time in my life, I felt like I was an adult.

About female love.
In our town near the ice palace, where the hockey team is training, there is an inscription: "Romka, I love you!!! Sally" A couple of months later next to the same handwriting, but with a different color: "Pasha, I love you!!! Sally" A little later all the same handwriting: "Hockey players are dolls!!!". It’s right, mla 😉

From the news:
The driver of a/m VAZ failed to handle and crashed into the Q7, which struck Rolls-Royce. The driver could not be detected within a mile radius for 3 seconds. It is fast"

Father, how are you there?

Discussion of 2012:
I watched with a friend yesterday. We sit. One of the main characters fails to fall into a huge crust breakdown, it is filled with stones, lava flows there, a skyscraper falls from above. A whisperer, a whisperer, if he gets out of there, I’ll beat his head against the wall. Half a minute later,...

The Bee :
And I also hate my neighbors, except one, he is wonderfully cooking.

and EJ:
Strange or strange?

The Bee :
Strange

and EJ:
So I thought.

Mantihorka
Oh, I was "good" painted yesterday, can I show you? and :)
Mantihorka
That is, a strange question - do you want ".. clear pepper, so it didn't fall to you and you don't sit there straight and don't want me to show something :))
Mantihorka
But you’ll answer anyway something like "canesna!" :) It’s also happy that...
Mantihorka
Although it would be more honest to say - go naked... but you can't do it honestly, so we are called friends :)