Mitko: A couple or three years ago some earthwork was carried out in the Luhansk region, and as a result human bones were found. Of course, the law enforcement agencies immediately arrived and launched a criminal case on the fact of murder. In the future, it turned out that it was a funeral of the era of late nomads. It is still not officially closed.

Mom came, asks: “Can I write to Dad from your Skype?” – “Can I, I answer, just write that it’s you?” – “Good.”
He says, “Hello, it’s me!”

straga: only a good engineer can appoint a meeting, I quote: "At the head of the horse to the monument to Zhukov"

I read the bill on the prohibition of the propaganda of homosexuality and made a clear conclusion for myself - all the troubles in Russia from the pidorasses! The current is not from those who are homosexuals, but from those who sit in the Duma.

Annie is fucking. The client came to us in almost the same shirt as my, and I didn’t see her. I only saw a shake when she was leaving... throw... in front of my eyes she wears my coat, says goodbye to me and so slowly leaves... I barely got a heart attack!!! to

The news:
German weapons company Rheinmetall has demonstrated two combat laser installations of its own production. During the tests, German blasters successfully drowned a rubber boat and shot down the unmanned enemy.
The first comment:
- Pizzade of our inflatable tanks ((

If a boy loves a knot, he knocks his finger in the pop,
This pedic masochist is a bad boy.

xxxh: My mom asked me today: "Less, do you know any other ways to prepare for exams besides prayer?"
Ivory, is it your family?

Reviews about the drive for the comp on the shop website.
The shortcomings:
A huge wreath of wires
- Incorporating the transmission could make it more "sock"
-Batya said that the steering wheel once "pipka" does not work =(
And then he drove me out and played myself until night =(

In the survey "What was the best song in 2010?
5Vesta Family - Why
23:45 - A friend without a friend
Anna Sedokova and Gigan - Cold Heart
Aslan and Marina - Where are you?
Bjorn Johan Muri – Yes Man
Milan Stankovic – Ovo Je Balkan
Infinity - When You Go
Clothes - Plastic Surgeon
Glory is loneliness
Timor Rodriguez – About You"

I didn’t have enough options "Fuck! who is it?"

I met a clever girl once in my life, and instead of fucking her, I talked.

And finished.

I still come to think that a smart girl is rare. Rare is a terrible perversion.

Commentary on the photo of women's circular shorts:
Oh, I have such classy ones ?
I have those curtains.

Do you have a minute?
and yes. And I need her!

I have a friend translator.
I bet with him for 1000 rubles that I will come up with a phrase, the meaning of which is not even approximately translated into English.
What do you think, I invented it!
xxxh: "with me bribes smooth" - he thought day how to translate it, but couldn't)))))

People don’t hear me on Skype, why?
YYY: 95% of Windows errors are within half a meter of the monitor.
XXX: It’s in columns, right?