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[ + 35 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73368
 25.11.2012


The cry of the soul: In the car. Waiting for a girl. in 15 minutes. late text:"Sorry, I'll be in 10 minutes"After half an hour:"You're already angry? I go out" 20 minutes have passed since then...just fucking. No jokes

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №73367
 25.11.2012
With задолba.li, the theme "Music", writes the vocalist about stupid questions:

Why are all opera singers so fat?

To not throw into the piano inertia!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №73366
 25.11.2012
The husband shows his daughter a picture:
A cat, a dog, a cow, a pig.

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