xxx: The blues band requires a bassist, strictly 35+, contact icq 179xxxxxx
Yyy: Chat phone is silent
xxx the phone? How much do you forgive me?
YYY: 19 but I play the norm.

The innermost locus of control of Baron Munchausen. He also pulled himself out of the swamp, for the strong in spirit do not need points of support.

Radchand: When I was 4 years old, my parents started teaching me TB. They told me not to put any nails and metal objects in the socket, otherwise there will be a short switch.
What is a short circuit, I asked.
“Well, there will be scars,” the parents replied.
Do you? 🙂 I said.
When no one was home...
Indeed, Bach is the spark!

I live in Germany. Our neighbors, who lived on the second floor, sued the neighbors from below because they had a trampoline on the terrace and when children jumped on it, they could hypothetically look at them through the windows.

But it is necessary to pay tribute, the judge proved adequate, and in polite form sent them naked with their claims.

As an introduction, he wrote a small script, which in the for cycle summed the numbers from 1 to 5 and asked the audience what the result would be.

I said 500. Everyone in the audience laughed. Someone cried out that it would be 15. The teacher started the script. 500 server error. He missed the point.