In my words do not see lies and falsehoods,
But despite the fact that you are my relatives,
Go to HBO! Or maybe even further,
You, with the offer "to work on the weekend"

10 pregnant British soldiers evacuated from Afghanistan.
I always knew the Taliban were doing them there :)

From some website:

From the combination of laziness and logic, programmers are derived.

burned
I am 23 years old and have never seen a man in a condom.

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And he doesn’t get in there with a whisper.

Dinner with my mother (M).
Who is the cat friends with?
I: I do not know.
M: They are friends with you. Why am I feeding him?
I: Should I feed everyone I am friends with?
With whom does the cat sleep?

You will not argue...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
WOW: prawn (English, subst.A shrimp, a fool. shrimp (English, substance) A shrimp, a small (weak) man, a tiny man, a goat.
xxx: I'm a lobster!!! to
Lobster is a lobster.) - omar, bowlen, prostophile, boring.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh