X: What’s up with science?
YYY: No, I have a history. Development of hydrotechnology in Russia in 17-18v. What to write there? 99% of hydrotechnics at the time were carried out by bobs :(

Count: thought hamsters to start, but Tanjuha says they smell cooler than horkks
Wolf: You will not wash them.
The Count: Why?
Yes, only in the laundry.
You are in a hurry because
Count: planted in a bowl, poured water with shampoo, threw the hamster, closed the bowl, shaken -... a hamster, and clean hamster
The Wolf: And the Werewolf
The Count: Clean

XXX is
Tagged with: "O" O_o

YYYY
Are they still dusting?

My daughter is 2.5 years. Talk about pioneers. Teached the daughter to raise her hand and speak to the call "Be ready" - "Always ready!" Time passes. The daughter approaches and salutes: "Be healthy!". We laugh. She understands that she did not say that. is corrected. "God will help you!"

Rise to speed today at 06:00:

It’s time to fail.
Error 1053: The service did not respond to the request on time
The brain:
“Well, let’s get up, right?
The Body: Fatal Error
Brain: Idiot, do we drink like that?
I am not specifically...
Brain: Be it yourself
I: help me
Brain: "the subscriber is not responding or temporarily unavailable"
See also: PLU
I: body, go to the shower, I will give you water
The Body: Drink
The brain is genius!
Body (in the bathroom): look at the Pokémon in the mirror!! to
The Brain: Roof
It’s not Pokemon, it’s you.
The body: not the guy, it’s you)))
The Brain: Bugoga
I am : pl.. (

I liked the topic on the router.
"The creators of "The Witcher" will punish Internet pirates"
The first stone is brilliant.
I don’t like the witch, but I download this game and put it out for six months.

Cristo: Belarus is an amazing country. You can put a fool here for being a fool.
Neverhood: Have you been arrested?

Ma3aXaKeP: Coming to my girlfriend with a child of one year old...
Ma3aXaKeP: Sitting and drinking...
Ma3aXaKeP: A friend decided to stay with us, and there are no diapers for the child... Well they asked me to go, her friend also needed a valerian...
Ma3aXaKeP: On the way I remembered that my asked for a pregnancy test to buy...
Ma3aXaKeP: Shortly I go with all this in my hands (there were no packs in the pharmacy)...
Ma3aXaKeP: Well questions like usual type "You drank?" and "A smell is" well, etc. I asked to go to a glass...
Ma3aXaKeP: Here is another one, apparently the older one of them... He asks where he said it, well, they said...
Ma3aXaKeP: He looked at me this way, then what was in his hands, and said this way...
Ma3aXaKeP: "Let go home, I would also after that" o_O

The xxx:
I adore my friends. Only they, in the periods of my complications with a girlfriend can write to me: "You do not write to me at all, forgot about me, got a grandmother?"

Announcement in the newspaper:
- "I am looking for a job, I know vord and XL"

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX! to
WOW: What happened again? I am already preparing!
No, maybe I have something wrong in my life!! Would it happen???! to
Wow, tell me now.
xxx: evening.les. we sit with him in the car, sex naturally. asked mynetic.Well, I do what, please.After: you are smart, I did not expect, you are fine.Oh.I dress slowly. I’m going to start reading this autumn!! Listen to!! After a minute!! Poetry is fucking!! to

The most popular exchanges of phrases in our room are:

Where is the tea?
Oh the tea! (I went to the kitchen)

How is the potato?
Oh sweet potatoes!

There the check is going.
What a shit, a check!

Do you have a weekend today?
A couple of couples!

You have half a life "been fucking" =)

1: How does the Diploma work?
2: While at the stage of conception.
In other words, are you fucking?

Today, my driving instructor landed me at the subway, kicked off sharply, and in 5 seconds I got into some Qingdao on the 7th.

and IRA:
Prep is burning

and IRA:
Have you lost our jobs?
I found them.
Once found, is it lost?
No, just at some times I didn’t completely control them.

Topic of the forum: men's ass.

The Princess:
Girls, we describe what should be the ideal male ass!

One comment delivered:

Steve Jagger: The normal male ass is the one from which everything comes out and nothing enters.

A friend told... She goes into the toilet in one of the major shopping centers, closes the door of the cabin, only wants to sit down, as suddenly hears from the neighboring room of thought such an innocent dialogue (which mother, by her stupidity, decided to take with her 5 year old son there):
What do you have, hair?
Still still, my son.
What are you doing?
I write...
Why are you sitting and writing?
Because I don’t have a cane like you.
Do you write from Poop?
No, not from the pitch, stay calm.
Where do you write from then?
I write from scratch!
You do not have her!
It is not a hole, but a hole.
How is a hole in the mouth?
– No...
How in the nose?
– No...
Can I see?
All, let’s go now!
Why do you crack down when you write?
Should I say that the whole toilet was lying?
c) the kipa

Sometimes there is a feeling that along with the snow, the muddles have fallen.

From the L2 forum from the topic: "Acceptance of applications for the post of Forum Moderator"
1) I am a student, I am studying in 5th grade... Yes, it was in 5th grade... You were not mistaken, it was in 5th grade. I think that age is not important, but I am 12 years old, but it is not important. I am kind, cute, strict, bad + I am a blonde. The height is 137 centimeters. Weight: 42 kg I played in La2, from 5 or 6 years old, I don’t remember exactly. But I am adequate.
2) I was a moderator on a porn forum, meaning what to do and so on. I can do everything. Ready to keep order.
3) Why to me? Because I’m great, that’s it. No one is better than me, 100%. Did the joke work? I liked it too. If so, why exactly me? Because I will protect schoolchildren on the server. I will not leave you offended!!! to

XXX: You don’t understand anything. He is hypereducated! Even when he tosses, the little one tosses off.)