I know what ping is.
YYY: Did you have a good computer science teacher?
xxx: Not quite) I am "ping" every night
Yyy: What did he invent this time?
xxx: All the 3 years that we live together every night, and often several times a night, he wakes up and in a sleepy state touches my chest and falls asleep again with a smile on his face) Here and explained me the meaning of the word "ping")

Mom: Imagine, Lena called, all in tears, and said that Petty (my brother, my mom’s son) had another woman. Probably to invent. In general, if he is in the dad, then he should not betray...
I: Mom, what if my mom?
Mother... oh... oh... oh...

Excellent processing of the questionnaire.
Question: What do you feel about being a Russian citizen?
Answer: The desire to drink

You are real like a ants.
YYY : Why?
XXX: You always have some x"in.

About my handwriting: "It’s no longer cryptography, it’s hashing something! Indeed, why not write a lecture as a check amount"

Electronic signature platform on SIM cards

BSD Free
What if the perpetrator takes over such a signature with the signature of a Kremlin official and will shuffle new laws and transfer federal money?? to

MD
No one will notice the difference...

Here we gathered together, 12 friends, drank and decided to send SMS
The words "I love you, dear!"
Here are their answers:
1) Who is it?
Mom, are you sick?
3) And I too.
4) What about the car?
5) I did not understand.
6) No and no again.
7) is?
8) Just tell me how much?
9 am I sleeping?
10) If you don’t tell who this message is, someone will die.
I asked you not to drink anymore.
12) Whatever you do not want to answer

I seem to have come up with a way to check my smartphone for how much it holds a conversation from one charge.
You just need to call the MTS technical support.

>> you know what girls say when seeing a big penis?
>> I don’t know...
>> xxxh: a loser, and I know.
They say, “I will not be in the pope.” Who is the loser after that?

19:42:30 A.Savkin: On the male attractiveness scale, how many points do I score (from 1 to 10)?
19:43:18 Irina: well 7
19:43:18 A.Savkin: I warn you, if you answer 8 or more, you will have to have sex with me...
19:43:22 Irina: 8!

Santjagodeross: He is an idiot! I wanted to make a nice acquaintance and compare her eyes with the eyes of Lani! You have a goat’s eye!

Vancho084: Now read about various funny laws. Is it true that you in Ukraine must have a condom in a car pharmacy?
Aaron: It is true. Do you have no such? But I heard that he was not there for a direct appointment.
Vancho084: We have never had that. Recently, all medicines were removed from the pharmacy. And here we fantasize about why a condom in the pharmacy box. There is a belief that sex is the best medicine. He beat the grandmother, sharply burned the prejudice, and went to treat... You see, and in the process, the bruises pass, the fractures become more severe...

The game chat
Hill and Crete have fallen.
Chili is little...
- catch leadership, I will run away for a short time... *comes back * oh, the stomach turns ((
Take Furosalidone
Is it the nick for the invade or the name of the medicine?

The innocent victim:

and Luigi! Are you wondering where "Hinduism" comes from in Russia? This year. One of the universities of the country. IT is a group... Out of six people, only two people know Russian normally... They are also capable of working code in pascal. Half falls in panic with the word "root"...

I try painfully to figure out: where did I go so wrong that I got into this kindergarten?? to

Did I honestly give it to EVA?
And now you study with those who have enough money to pay the same points.

The third week I eat anxiolytics and sedatives (a sedative shorter). Interesting effect came out: I get angry all the same, but it ceased to worry absolutely =)

from ZH

misha_makferson: I listened to a religious-educational conversation on the radio at dinner today. The priest whom he questioned was a practising priest. So he bitterly said that in the turn to the Communion, good parishioners often start to scandalize, push, and sometimes even fight. Not a fucking shit?

cmpax_u_pagocmb: The inheritance of the USSR, what do you want.In the turn it is supposed to scandal, push and fight, otherwise you will not get the deficient goods.

misha_makferson: The grace of God is enough for all and will still remain. and :-)

cmpax_u_pagocmb: The Soviet man is not to be held. He knows that good is never enough for everyone.

If the forbidden fruit is not sweet, then you are not yet mature!

Navy awakening
My friend serves in the navy. He shared his impressions of the harsh army days.
The ship had to clean the oil residues of the tank. It was decided to involve the entire crew - 10 terminators and 5 contractors.
In order not to spoil the slaves, the Botsman brought clothes from секонд-hend. For some reason, she turned out to be a woman. The harsh military days turned into a gay parade or a transvestite show.
Then the crew was announced.
Cap went out, looked at all this unnecessary, cried and went back to his cabin.

Judging from the current textbooks, a compulsory drug check is needed not in schools, but in the Ministry of Education.

From an explanation of the recursion on one of the training programming websites:
Recursion is a fairly common phenomenon, which occurs not only in the fields of science, but also in everyday life. For example, the Droste effect, the Serpinsky triangle, etc.
I probably don’t know anything about my everyday life.