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[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №159020
 25.11.2022
Take everything from life today, tomorrow it will be more expensive.

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №159019
 25.11.2022
One day, a man was taken to the regional hospital by ambulance with a suspicion of a stroke: two words cannot be linked, the look is absent, sluggish, almost not moving. The patient was examined. Obviously everyone, the young, drunk, immediately put the droplets. It is three hours, the man and sleep, like, and droplets do not help - washes, turns his eyes. In the evening, change of doctors. The morning doctor gives the patient, explains - his wife at home found it, immediately called the doctors, came, examined and delivered with a stroke
We put droplets, but somehow unsuccessful yet. The receiving doctor was interested, looked closer at the patient. He approached sharply and cleverly returned his jaw to his place. The patient is pleased, the doctor thanks quite clearly already and explains: in the evening with friends they drank, argued and one in his jaw moved. From the pain and drunken he immediately fell asleep, and his wife found, counted, called an ambulance, so here and got. The doctor asked why he agreed to the dropper? The man honestly replied: doctors should be trusted! Would it suddenly help?

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №159018
 25.11.2022
Comments on "Duma may prohibit calls from Skype to subscriber numbers of Russian operators":
“We would say directly that the bubble is going past the pocket of some Russians from the ‘big mobile three’. Large operators lose up to 90 billion rubles a year because of this - this is the whole essence of this news.
- Soon taxis will count how much they lose because of the subway and will offer to close it.

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