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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №122274
 25.12.2015
Once a order came to us, and in the delivery information one index. We write a letter of the type: "Eye, we would have details: the city, the street, the house"

I told you the index.

You could be surprised, laughed and forgotten, but we decided to break the index.



Neutrino is a village in the mountains of Elbrus. 500 people of the population, with half working in an observatory (researching what? and neutrino. Right :-), and the second half is probably going to school. Because there are only a few houses, and the school is quite decent in size. The street in the settlement is one, the street of peace. No wonder people don’t know their address. There are probably no tables in the houses. And why? The postman knows everyone by name. If a new resident appears there, the telescope is unfolded to find out more about him.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №122273
 25.12.2015
What can I do so that you finally agree to be mine?! to
Give me a moon from the sky, I’ll agree.
The moon...?
and ah.
The real moon?
and exactly.
I will get! I promise!
And He lifted up the moon from the sky, though it was difficult.
The fall of the moon caused a series of natural cataclysms of incredible power, as a result of which killed him, and she, and all the other dinosaurs.
Be careful in your requests!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №122272
 25.12.2015
xxx: Probably no copywriter will come out of me... Today, no matter how I tried, I could not perform the test task:
xxx: Write 3 paragraphs of interesting text for a page about the scratch of sheet metal, including. Steel tape or strip.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №122271
 25.12.2015
Yesterday I received an order from my classmate in a burger.
She pretended she didn’t recognize me.
HH: Well, I also made an appearance.
Because I am unemployed.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №122270
 25.12.2015
and survived. I can compliment women with impunity.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №122269
 25.12.2015
Buses, at seven in the morning of the working day under the rope of people, who in principle have nowhere to rush - a well-known picture.
The Germans solved this problem elegantly (the city of Nuremberg):
Unique travel tickets are sold with discount, costing approximately half the cost of ordinary tickets.
They can be paid to unemployed, pensioners, etc.
Nothing unusual.
The only feature - they do not work on weekdays from six to eight in the morning.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №122268
 25.12.2015
Which fox sent the girl to the snowmen this year?! to

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №122267
 25.12.2015
Pensioners fined for IP
For what?
- Well I didn't use them for a long time, I thought the IP closed with an automatic and forgot about them
Could you really call "IvanIvanovich? Do you want to extend?"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №122266
 25.12.2015
YouTube commentary on the video of the launch of the cargo ship Progress MS-1:

xxx: You don’t know, this truck is connected to the plateau...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №122265
 25.12.2015
> The joke about "I am a poor Moldovan virus, install me plz yourself" already reality) came spam:



Reload the computer and polyci for this 9o pubbles!
This is easy and easy, we turn on the computer, we put the program and start it, we restart the computer as the program works, we get it right away at the expense of 9o pub.

> elegant business plan, you can also request the card number for payment during the installation process, exp date and CSV code

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №122264
 25.12.2015
I have only one life, and I’m not going to spend it on paying any shit loans.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №122263
 25.12.2015
Literature for that.

"xxx: Probably no copywriter will come out of me.. Today, no matter how I tried, I could not perform the test task:
xxx: Write 3 paragraphs of interesting text for a page about the scratch of sheet metal, including. Stainless steel tape or strip."

zzz: A rod of metal sheet was heavily raised above the surface of the sea. The steel stripes and tapes were slowly crushed by the sea. The young copywriter.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №122262
 25.12.2015
I have an egg with bacon. Mix, but not shake.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №122261
 25.12.2015
You are who?
I am a logistics terminal supervisor.
The truck?
and yes.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №122260
 25.12.2015
Old age is when you and your wife scream more than your bed.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №122259
 25.12.2015
was in the cottage. Around the computer with the heat accounting program was a mouse carpet cut out of the pad for the grader. Not in Chelyabinsk.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №122258
 25.12.2015
The puzzle turned out to be non-trivial: a cat came to the flower, methodically ripped off the leaves and folded them into a pot. The pig is wool.
I have only one question: why? ><

It is autumn, it is done!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №122257
 25.12.2015
In the GT:
Kickstarter raises funds for the self-drying jacket from Back to the Future 2

The commentary:
Clevik: Now also put the jacket on charge...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №122256
 25.12.2015
Dad our dog a couple of times named "50 shades of grey" - well, shepherd is thirsty.
The middle man used this phrase.
Dad caught him and explained: a bad phrase, indicates an inappropriate book.
The Senior:
Shock: Shock: Why is our teacher of literature lying on the table and reading it on the shift?! to

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №122255
 25.12.2015
Megan Clara, 20, is raising her five-year-old son, Ashton. In order to delight her child at Christmas, the girl decided to go to extreme measures and become a star of adult films. For the money earned, the British bought the boy's game "Magic Screen", as well as toys and new clothes. But the girl could not please the child. The boy was disappointed that his friends had more expensive gifts.
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