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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №74794
 25.12.2012
Confessions before the Apocalypse

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You are the most beautiful thing this year.

yyy (23:47:22 20/12/2012)
You had a hero for a year.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №74793
 25.12.2012
In the winter, those who have nothing to look after do not wear a hat.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №74792
 25.12.2012
I went to the Dutch tax site.
There is a separate tax declaration for prostitutes.
The husband:
- That is, they, unlike the whole country, say "these bl@dsk taxes" in the literal sense?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №74791
 25.12.2012
XXX: In Harry Potter they are strange some, gif images on paper printed

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №74790
 25.12.2012
In the office:
“Wan, take the caviar you ordered.
I ordered honey. Even on the paper she wrote: Honey!
Why did you write honey when we ordered caviar?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №74789
 25.12.2012
A bad project manager thinks nine women give birth in a month.
yyy: Ugu, and good - that in a month and a half, plus a week to repair the suddenly slipped cracks.

[ + 41 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74788
 25.12.2012
I am sitting down and quietly cuddling. I can't laugh))))) We have an action on the network, in order to participate in which you need to call the operator and fill out a questionnaire with him;))) So the operators delivered crazy! The streets are listed, attention! Spili-Villi, Ul.Kokki and Nakki, Zoya Kozmodemiansky Street, and special creation - Ul. Cancer of Sofie! Cancer of the Sophia, bley! Shit, on the way. I will call the operator. Let him tell me. How does cancer look like? :)

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