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[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №554
 25.12.2007
Hello to you :)
NICKALLASS: Hello
Did you feed the cat?
NICKallASS: Not yet, it’s wet, it’s trembling. Fan of Sushi.
How wet is it? There is no water in the apartment for the second day.
NICKALLASS: Water was given...
Angelina: ))) so what about the cat?
NICKALLASS: well
Angelina: What is it?? to
NICKALLASS: Do you promise not to argue?
Angelina: what about the KOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO??????????? MLA
NICKALLASS: promise me
Okay, talk now
NICKallASS: Well you remember yesterday didn’t like my socks carefully dressed under the couch. Today, when they gave you water, I decided to make you a pleasant snack.
What is the cat here?
NICKallASS: Well, I uploaded through FTP to the machine all the socks accumulated in 2 days, set the access rights to light and water for the washing machine, started.
Angelina: Well...
NICKallASS: Well I sit and watch the movie and here I remember about the cat, started looking for nowhere. And then, as I walked around the washing machine, I saw something in the illuminator that didn’t look like my socks. During the investigation it was established that it was a cat. I noticed him there already at the stage of drawing off.
Angelina: Blowing Blowing Blowing!!!! to
NICKALLASS: Well, and you promised. Let us call him Yuri.
Angelina: What kind of jura??? You are fucking fucking???? to
NICKallASS: Well he passed the course of preparation for flight: non-heating, cyntrophuge, load and large temperature variations. I think it is hoped to be named in honor of Gagarin.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №553
 25.12.2007
...
Academic by Boyan!
Sonic: Reasonable people are talking "Classic" ;)
Academic: decent people are not afraid!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №552
 25.12.2007
XXX is
My parents killed me, gave me money and told me to buy a gift for the new year.
XXX is
I like surprises so much. :)
ZZZ
come to a stranger on the street of the strangest appearance, give him that money, tell him what he would buy those gifts.

[ + 127 - ] Comment quote №551
 25.12.2007
xxxx: I have such a sympathetic guy in the group...I think how to catch up.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
xxxxx: the fuck
Andrei, we need to talk seriously.

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №550
 25.12.2007
>1: Do you know that there is a forum on the net where prostitutes discuss clients?
> 2 may be there.
>1: I just registered there.

Link to the studio!

Plus with Adin!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №549
 25.12.2007
<shep> it turns out, the person who first got the photos from the corporation can get a lot :)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №548
 25.12.2007
He is:
When we are recruited, there is a control question from the boss.. almost not decisive, will you work or not there with us.. the question: what is the derivative x square?? to

But not everyone responds.)

She is:
I even know one.)

[ + 0 - ] Comment quote №547
 25.12.2007
I spoke here with one of the group members who came back after the academy:
He: And we also gave off microelectronics offgenically in the second course...
I: Okay, microelectronics and so I gave it cool. I didn’t prepare at all, I slept for 4 hours.
He: No, it is all shit. We approached him before the next session, he asks us type "what is pn transition?". We don’t know the type. He says come next time. I’ll come back to him in two weeks and he’ll ask me another question. We were like "and you asked last time what is pn transition...". He said "Now okay, what is pn transition". And we don’t know what it’s like (three of them).

c) Vaduz

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №546
 25.12.2007
Today I watched our rush, there was a series about boys who wanted to mess with girls... so there they spoke the phrase (after an unsuccessful attempt) "you are better to make a compliment on your hands". THAT I see with the side sight that my son looked at my hands so surprised))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №545
 25.12.2007
<Schnitzel> anyone knows the program to break the main server of KazakhTelecom?and :)
<brevno> find out the maiden name of the chief admin of the server :)
<Schnitzel> and then what?
<brevno> and continue to blackmail it :)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №544
 25.12.2007
Toya
Oh, and on the STS show a movie that I cried for the first time in my life.

Rain
The mixed?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №543
 25.12.2007
From ASI:

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Have you fainted? How is it fun? ;)

WOW :
You will remove everything, you can’t just move and you can’t see anything but dreams!

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Dreams are colorful?

WOW :
Aha

xxxxxxxxxxx:
A quality like, HDTV or "screen"?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №542
 25.12.2007
I decided to run from the morning at 6 a.m. :) at the same time a girl to work, she to half seven:) I go I mean I don't touch anyone, in a sports suit:) fit 2 mints, thinking that I'm guppy and that the bugy tried to take me away, I've been proving for a long time that I'm going to the girl, they naturally didn't believe (6 am), decided to check if I'm really going to the girl, goats...
So throw an ah@i girl when I came to accompany her to work in a sports suit and an escort in the form of two mints.
:D

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №541
 25.12.2007
She: Hi, how are you doing?
He said: Hi, shit...
She: And what happened?
He: Yeah, I am in love.
She: So how is it? Love, it’s such a bright feeling, it’s so beautiful!! to
He: Oh my wife, tell me this.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №540
 25.12.2007
vorontsova (11:56:05 21/12/2007)
I went hanging a poster on the door.

Joe Black (11:56:10 21/12/2007)
Give it

Strings (11:56:29 21/12/2007)
And which?

Strings (11:56:52 21/12/2007)
Oh wow?

vorontsova (11:57:03 21/12/2007)
There’s one with sad eyes and it’s signed: Leave early from work... Friday is.

vorontsova (11:57:25 21/12/2007)
Format of A2

Joe Black (11:58:00 21/12/2007)
Those

Joe Black (11:58:02 21/12/2007)


Joe Black (11:58:23 21/12/2007)
We have a piece of cardboard.

Joe Black (11:58:33 21/12/2007)
I made two holes in front of my eyes.

Joe Black (11:58:49 21/12/2007)
They wrote:
by 255.255.255.0
It is mask!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №539
 25.12.2007
Filed to:
Look at the newspaper.

The Madness:
Another one. Where do I get the newspapers?

Filed to:
You don’t have spam?

The Madness:
No is

Filed to:
You have no lifts and no writing on the walls.

The Madness:
NOA

Filed to:
by Lan

The Madness:
competent setting of the gateway: ipfw + squid + apache + external log analyzers, antivirus (no alkasha and nickname), monitoring working demons (cleaning workers, builders, etc.)Spam filtering and banner cutting (monitoring and filtering of incoming and outgoing by any port), instantaneous notification by phone in case of any serious alerts or attempts to hack, magnetic card authorization (no passwords), as well as visual authorization (up to the state of "Gerasim" from the famous story of Turgenev), during serious threats - persistent encryption (think at least 256-bit) at a safe distance.

Filed to:
What is this? 😉

The Madness:
Hardware and software complex: homephone + babka conserver

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №538
 25.12.2007
The xxx:
I would like to buy a Lexus GS450.
The xxx:
The BMW M6
The xxx:
What do you think?
YYYY :
These are printers?
YYYY :
by HP

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №537
 25.12.2007
by Ksay.Ti
HY is! Funny, I realized today that quality such, long and diverse sex with my husband is not only pleasant, but also useful. Yesterday fucking him, today asked in the morning to wipe the carrots for the borst on the thrash, I get up: the carrots are lost, the onions are cut, the cabbage is peeled...
by Odminko
Nishikori is a wicked. If my husband gave me this, I would have been cooked by this borst and would have ordered meals from the restaurant for a month later.
by Ksay.Ti
Do you want to divorce her by chance? I just realized that I love you a long time ago :D

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №536
 25.12.2007
<eMuleIRC1049-BA95E8B93F0E> HEALTH!! to
<@Sharingan> shift release
<TigRRRRR> nick change
<Sudden> and out

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №535
 25.12.2007
Moderators, sunshine, well sadly publish this quote.
I made a proposal to my boyfriend, well, I put a ring on my finger, Dima, sunny, I love you so much that we would always be together, and he is reading me the phrase from the basha at this moment.
I from the morning when I get up, I go to the shower, and then on my mobile phone I start and write to him, the bath is free.
Yes, we only have real sex, even on weekends.
I’m an IT worker, and he’s just confused.
That is how we live. Publicize the phrase with my confession, it will be a sign from above, more precisely from the bastion. Maybe then I will start a normal life.

Warhole, I love you so much. I want to be with you. by Elka33.

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