Dear Chuck Norris, I have behaved well this year and so I ask you to postpone your game of tennis with a wall and include in the list of people whom you will kill with a single hit the following personalities: lieutenant Bondarenko, the head of the company of Kozachka and the castle of the company of Djadun (please take his foot from the turn)

from Zh.
I sit at the barber. I Blessed. Behind my back, the manicure master (an elegant cute girl) polishes the nails of a client (a solid lady). I listen to their conversation.
- Yes, there are really good places... we took rabbits there, fasana...
No, we don’t take our dog on a big beast. We have more birds than our girls.
- Yes, - interferes my master (a young glamorous lady), - I was lucky in those places too, the crab fell.
Who will I shave?

I left the club the same day. The Route. In addition to me in the cabin two typical office boys - white shirts, cravates, jackets despite the heat. I wear dark glasses, I have headphones on my ears, but the music doesn’t sound, so I can hear their conversation well. One is slowly inclined toward the other, to the neck itself, and breathes, making me smile.
What was suffocating? He asks.
The roar of my fallen jaw does not prevent them from continuing the conversation.
and A! This horror was given by the wife. It has a nightmarish taste. You can't trust grandmothers to buy cosmetics.

Alex Silver: I always thought I had a guardian angel, but with a sense of humor. This morning in the kitchen I was flooded by the neighbors on top... Honey Honey!!! A delicious infection.
I thought I was emotionally touched when I saw honey dropping from the ceiling in the kitchen. When I went to work from the glass already accumulated)))) left the table...

My name is Lucia, I fuck.
by Nero Micro. Weighs 57 meters
Five years ago, I would have had a microwave.

I :D

Your hands smell of soap.
This is the farm of soap.

Announcement in the newspaper:
"The Technician The Electrical. The perforator. It is in German"

The nobility (7 years) grows so reasonable and logical that you just give yourself a wonder. In the days we sit with my sister in the kitchen, drink tea, on the TV "Winny-Puch" goes (as he visited the rabbit, well, folded all his supplies, stuck in the door, etc. ) is
The little girl looked up and sat with a thoughtful look.
I ask :
What did you load?
A child with a nondetic expression answers:
“I don’t understand anything... Why a rabbit who doesn’t eat honey or condensate, a whole buffet of honey and condensate? To come a bear and eat it all for free?? to
I found nothing to answer...

You have already prepared a template for the SMS - "Thank you! And you celebrate! Who are you?"

When you were a child, you used to watch TV with your parents?? to

Please help!

Higher School of Economics under the cover of the Education Agency
carries out the raider seizure of the buildings of MIEM.

The pretext is the merger of MIEMA with MGUPI.

One way to prevent this is to make this fact public.

Comment on a YouTube video about a 4-year-old boy (evidently an Asian) playing on the ukulele (the 4 string Hawaiian guitar) song Jason Mraz - I'm Yours!!! to

1) The boy is good. Only apparently English is not his mother tongue, because he did not say a single word in it.)
Apparently Japanese is not his native language, because he did not say a single word in it.
3) Looravetlan is apparently not his native language, because he did not say a single word in it.)
Apparently German is also not his language, since he did not sing a single word in German.
I noticed that he is not smiling at a Jew, and that Yiddish is not his native language, because he did not say a single word on him.
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay. Oh yeah yeah!! His mother tongue!
7) Apparently, Moped is not his, for he did not say a single word about him:
Apparently his mother tongue is Albanian.
The boy even scratched his nose in the rhythm! He would be a great musician.
10) Apparently C Plus Plus is not his native language, the boy has not put any operator on him.

Without comments...

How often do those who suffer failure see themselves as romantics =(

by phone:
Hi to
Hi to
What do you do tomorrow?
And what?
Like a birthday.
to whom?
with you.
The Global Wave – What...?
Tomorrow is your birthday...
I thought it was a great joke... I thought it was an anecdote.

I went to a friend at his job, and he has an open aska on his computer.
And in the tabs of interlocutors I notice one. It is called "Not that window". I am surprised, asking who it is.
It was my wife. 😉

From the Auto Forum:

The case was, I was driving with one girlfriend on her just bought 99 and the rights she got recently
She suffered and she so knocked on the gas and straightened the car, I asked from where such skills she said that she wanted to brake and popped the pedals.

"Bash.Org.Ru" - and let the whole world wait!

PizzYesBall (00:19:36 23/12/2009)
Do you know how to fatalize?

[N[i]K]0[T[i]N] (00:19:48 23/12/2009)
I don't know the photo jope.

PizzYesBall (00:20:18 23/12/2009)
And the painting?

[N[i]K]0[T[i]N] (00:20:49 23/12/2009)
Paint, I even painted drafts to the diploma.

[N[i]K]0[T[i]N] (00:21:00 23/12/2009)
A0 form

PizzYesBall (00:21:44 23/12/2009)
O_O

PizzYesBall (00:21:47 23/12/2009)
You are cruel)

[N[i]K]0[T[i]N] (00:22:00 23/12/2009)
All fucking shock.

PizzYesBall (00:22:37 23/12/2009)
Especially the HDD.

Marik the middle brother - and so, and so...

Marik the younger was sister 0_o

I was invited to visit.

Damn, I don’t know how to go.

Demiurg: I don’t know... depending on who

Tagged: school love

Cherry: He loved me

Cherry: I am not...

Cherry: What to do.? to

Demiurg: I don’t know... I’m not a counselor in such matters.

You are a man, tell me!

Demiurg: in a manly way?

Cherry: Yes

Demiurg: Drink, fuck him, and in the morning say that if anything - the child is not yours.

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