You promised me not to drink!
Rin: I will not drink. I will disinfect the mental wounds.

Returning home from the walk at 3 o’clock at night, I saw girls with notes in their hands and themselves sitting on their knees in the snow, wai-fai I thought, ahah, shash, it’s not so easy.

Comments on the New Year’s Action "Goods of the Day":

They say that in the New Year everything always comes true.
Even what is not sold for the whole year."

What vitamins does a dog lack in the body if she eats toilet paper? I ask her, she grits: "I don’t know, hunting is simple". And another question: What vitamins do I lack in my body if my dog responds?

From our women:
Dear partners!
To sweets, cookies and champagne that you send us as a gift, please attach cyclists.
Or at least an expander.

In the morning in the tram...Sunny strong. A girl stands in front of me and looks closely at me. I also looked and smiled, she smiled in response and approached me, I am a straight officer! And so gently on the ear: "Young man, fasten the width" (((

What else do you want besides classic sex?
See also: Tea

I went to the movie TRON. Episode where the chief villain named Klu from the tribune pushes a speech before the army of programs. The beginning of her:
Welcome to the program!! to

Voice from the room:
Hello world!

I gave laboratory.
I decided not to write, I did it myself. Naturally I did not give up. Prep said that I wrote.
I took someone else’s report and just put a title with my name. I gave.
Where is logic? What are we taught?

If you like furry animals, small, cute and with big eyes, then you just won’t be able to get past the tarantula. Weird Animals, Animal Planet

Oh I cannot. On the site of the First Channel it is written: "Now on the air - Club of the Funny and Inventive".
And on the screen shows pictures from the Duma :D

Teacher of Matana:
We had a teacher at the mehmate at the time, a man of the dearest soul, strict and demanding, but now we have come out. In his free time from teaching, he even developed his own theory. Oh yeah, I forgot to say, he went crazy and fell into a psychic. But that’s not bad for mathematics."

From Luca Luca:

They got spammers!

Cleared already with a hundred promises "go down the link, read 10 chapters "Eternal Watch" for free!"

You are lying, people! I went - there as everywhere, breasts and cries!

Ten chapters I have to write myself. (Oh, and I’m going to jump out of the inette and say what I wrote... :(

Moscow officials were very surprised to learn that 6 billion euros allocated for the construction of the railway in Italy were spent entirely on the construction.

I was never jealous of my ex, my mother taught me from childhood to give old toys to those who were less lucky.

Hundreds of people are following me.
You have a Twitter!

An adult knows that Hans Christian is Andersen and Pamela is Anderson.

xxx: I can't get drunk, or maybe last time I drank champagne - and the cowards, as the hand removed!! to

<zizmo> This morning we had... Bogdan asks "Dad, and what is a bust?"
I was, of course, a little surprised, 8 years and such questions... And, looking at Red, I decided to smile. I say, knocking myself in the ass, "This is a son, like what you have behind, only in the front, above, and in the women"... So the red with the square eyes, the kajak shrugged me with a towel, and shouted "Dumb! Bust is the head on the spot!!and "

I swear by God that I didn’t even think of it!! It is (

Mikhalkov would have to be sent to SIO for 1% of the expected life span. Will he commit any crimes?