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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №153482
 25.12.2019
A few years ago, I met a neighbor in the country. I was 35 and my neighbor and his wife were 50. We talked long and fun with him on the site and easily switched to "you". He also introduced me to his wife.

The next day, I decided to go back to my neighbor for a question. I approached the cottage and pressed the phone. Kaliku came to open his wife. I looked at her strict and serious face, which did not allow even the thought of panibratic relationships. I was confused and confused I could only ask, "Aunt Olya, and Lesha at home?"

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №153481
 25.12.2019
I have a friend, Andrei. He works as a waitress in a restaurant. It tells us what customers are getting.

There is often a police officer there. The waiters do not like to serve him, because he is forever strangled and gives little.

One day, a group of young people came to the restaurant. We went for a walk and ordered the most expensive. And when Andrew brought them the bill, they got the cash, stated that they are not going to pay and can put everyone here.

At this point, the same general, dressed in uniform, comes in and says, “Good, Andrew. Do me as always.”

The crooked instantly hid their quives, quickly paid off and melted.

Since then, the general is the most desirable guest in the restaurant.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №153480
 25.12.2019
There are times when losing an iPhone is much worse than a conscience.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №153479
 25.12.2019
One of my favorite psychological effects is the Rosenthal effect. It is that the quality of our expectations affects the outcome of our actions.

Here is a simple example. In 1963, psychologist Robert Rosenthal proposed to his students to teach rats to go through labyrinths. He told half of the students that their rats were geniuses, the other half that their rats were stupid. Those who trained “capable” rats achieved better results than students who trained “stupid” rats. There was no difference between the rats.

This experiment has been repeated many times in different contexts. For example, teachers were given different classes and they were told that some were smart students, while others were not very smart. In fact, there was no difference between the students, but it was not difficult to guess which teachers they achieved the greatest success.

If I tell you, “Believe that you will succeed,” it will sound like the banal advice of a success guru. But I’m still convinced of the Rosenthal effect, so I’ll say differently.

If you do not have a drop of faith in what you will succeed, should you be surprised that in the end nothing has succeeded?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №153478
 25.12.2019
Natasha, hello to you! What is busy?
I watch football on TV.
Who is playing with whom?
I have no idea.
For whom are you sick?
Since I was a child, I have been involved with the team that defends the left gate.
So they change the gates after the first half!
It does not stress at all...

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