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[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №26504
 25.02.2010
Are there boys?
Yes, we do these services.
Five in Canadian shape.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №26503
 25.02.2010
xxx: you see the sexual subtext where it is not and you will miss it.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №26502
 25.02.2010
to this:
I just learned that there is an antibash site.... who knew PLUSUITE O_O
___________
Is it funny to write quotes about it?! to

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №26501
 25.02.2010
Who put our football team on the ice?? to

[ + 43 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26500
 25.02.2010
Oh, friends, how do we make Russia our dream country? How to walk in the dark streets without looking around? How not to scare when watching news on TV? How to smile on the street to get an approving smile in response? How to be quieter and brighter in the shower? How to walk with my old favorite mobile phone, which I have enough, without answering questions such as "You have no money for a new mobile phone"?
Something I began to understand. Envy and pants - they did not bring anything good. And watch the series less - most of the series is made precisely for the development of you, dear ones, jealousy.
Let thoughts and chaotic writing, let’s not about you somewhere. I really want to see smiles on my faces. At least in spring. Without them, it is hard in the provinces. Smile to each other, give your mood to others.

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №26499
 25.02.2010
For many years in my deck was a weapon against the cap... A large aluminum bank under the olive oil, with the inscription on the deck of the “Greek”, in which to this day is stored sugar...

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26498
 25.02.2010
From the forum "free":
I will give the serpent into safe hands, the parents are afraid. Very cute and sweet serpent.
thank you! I already have a wife! and.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №26497
 25.02.2010
From today’s news:
"Gazprom’s top manager was shot at hunting, taking for a cock"
The dreams are fulfilled 😉

[ + 49 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26496
 25.02.2010
You too, when you wake up in the morning, pin the bed and say to her, “Dress yourself, you’re going with me.”!...
YYY : %

[ + 80 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26495
 25.02.2010
18:27:55: I met a girlfriend yesterday, she laughed at me boy. There are six students in the group. With the gifts decided not to melt, buy them a pack of condoms... the truth of the glowing, well, okay. She comes to the pharmacy and says, “Give me 6 packs of condoms.” Behind, the uncle is standing, asking with a smile: “Why so much?” and “Why so much?” and “Well,” she replied, “That’s the holiday!” and then she really understood what she said.

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26494
 25.02.2010
On February 23, my husband defended me three times. On the morning of the 24th, again.
YYY: Ho Ho Ho!
Now the legs do not come together and the cat is frightened at the corners of the puddle...

[ + 56 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26493
 25.02.2010
About the darkness in libraries:
Let’s make a kind of flash mob and start scanning at least the most valuable copies of books! Convert to PDF or dejavu, write to disks and return back. Or, as an option, you can organize an electronic library of these books online.
Please bring me.

[ + 14 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26492
 25.02.2010
The government is concerned about how to feed, dress, and shoe its people.
When she is alone, at least... Would you eat???!...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №26491
 25.02.2010
The musician Dave Carroll was flying on a United Airlines plane. During the loading of luggage injured his expensive guitar of the company.
and Taylor. All attempts to obtain compensation from the company have not resulted in anything. Then Dave, in a conversation with the head of customer service, after receiving the final “no” said that he can’t do anything but write a song about this case and put it on YouTube.
“Happy luck,” said the boss. Dave composed a song, put it on
To date, the video has been viewed by almost 8 million people. company
Taylor gave Dave two new guitars. Representatives of United
Airlines several times contacted Dave promising him generous retreats, on which he told them "Happy Birthday", and the video did not take.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YGc4zOqozo

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №26490
 25.02.2010
- Father, and during the post a woman can?
You can, but not fat.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №26489
 25.02.2010
of the uninvented. (The girl is studying at the veterinary school.) and kissing,
“Sun, be careful, you’re waking up a beast in me.
Don’t worry about me, if a beast wakes up in you, I’ll wake up the veterinarian in me.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №26488
 25.02.2010
Where is the file of Ivan?
Ivan Cherkasov: I sit in my office and thank you that you are probably the only one who does not forget that I will soon become a father and can become a real good folder!
PAPKA "Ivan" from the disk R where did it go?? to

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №26487
 25.02.2010
Rdolgov: In Russia you need to have two educations: any and legal.
(from the hubra)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №26486
 25.02.2010
At the Olympics in Vancouver, a mourning was announced for Russian commentator Dmitry Guberniev, who was broken from enthusiasm during the women's biathlon team.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №26485
 25.02.2010
In Russia, the main way of dating is "travel together".

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