The first time I invited a guy home, I am preparing for his arrival.
The brother comes in, looks at me and reflectively says:
Normal girls would rush their legs to shave or in the cleaner’s room... and you are stopping the wind!

People, am I completely hopeless?

XHH: This is not to take away some people’s intelligence. I asked my husband to call her a prostitute during sex. As a result, at the culmination moment, he heard at his address: "Virgin Garnison"

At work, the accountant is burning.
And if you take the subway to the end, there will be a forest?
And what pasta you brush your teeth, they are so big.
What type of pentagram is 1C?
When you bite, does it hurt? (And it hurts a bit)
© Yatt

Who offered snow to eat for spring? I think it’s time to start, by July.

Q: How do you solve your problems?
Through the bed.
and a prostitute.
WOW is stupid. I go to sleep, I go to sleep. Morning is wiser. After a cup of coffee at 9 a.m., all problems seem to be lies.

Today in the supermarket at the box office in front of me, a man bought 5 kids of surprises and a pack of condoms. I think I finally found out how it works.

I just learned that there is an antibash site.... who knew PLUSUITE O_O