People, and I was walking around the park and thought: and the builders of the square are probably making the pavement plates so long that the average person with his average length of one step foolishly could not walk and NOT enter the crossroads? O_O

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But I am not proud of the fact that most of our non-standard solutions relate to the service of customers, the police, no matter how bad it is, the service of our own, the Russian people, the service of foreigners and others. I will honestly say - in OPU such a ability to make non-standard decisions, if it is almost always used on behalf. If they were more honest, but less reasonable, it would be more useful. It is not about corruption, but about mentality. For the same Americans and Europeans, stealing from the state is equivalent to stealing. And to steal from the state is like not to steal, and you can boast.
Anyone who understands, support me.
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It may hinder life, but it helps survive.

<AlexZenon> Mayor of Kiev will play the lottery right to embrace and kiss himself
<Hobober> the right to give yourself a moustache the mayor of Kiev does not play?

My lawyer paid a state fee for filing a complaint to the Strasbourg Court of Human Rights in the amount of 5,000 euros, but lost the receipt. What can be done?
A complaint to the European Court of Human Rights is not subject to state duty.

A cute blonde came to me today in the universe and said, with tears in her eyes, “Anton, you’re counted.” I didn’t know how to tell her that I wasn’t Anton, and I went into that universe to go to the toilet. O_O

Ask: Sanya, do you know your genealogy tree?
I know, the dude.
Asket: I understood, grow on.

48987 (saved 2009-02-23 at 22:55)
XXX is
Just today ALL 9A came in mini shirts... and I have it... well.... like stress... yes, stress

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Oh all of it?? to

48976 (saved 2009-02-23 at 22:10)
Contacted by...
Name of Group: Paradise
Group Type: This is a closed group, all those who wish to join are approved by the Creator.

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and the group "Ad"
This is an open group. Anyone who wishes can join.

YYY: How does a guy ask for a request?
This can be done very briefly and tactically!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? to
xxx: Maybe, but I wanted to offer a more loyal way.
Please write forgiveness)))

Lex (15:14:10 24/02/2009)
Don’t write me for five minutes.

Lex (15:14:18 24/02/2009)
Director has arrived

XSS (15:14:52 24/02/2009)
The Director!! You are a naked director!! to

Conversation with Bob:
XXX is
Would I fuck you?

Bolton
And what next?

...just all the desire with this answer rejected...

Dialogue at the Children’s Playground:
Mother and daughter D.
Q: What kind of tree is this?
M: It’s probably an asshole.
D: No, Mommy, this is not a tree, but this, without branches, which...
M: This is, daughter, electric pillar

Iridial: on one photo site there is a service: write a SMS with the number and the phone will come a favorite photo. I asked in the comments why not just save the photo on the computer and then download it on the phone. I was joked for this and the comment was deleted)))

My parents decided to move me away. All night they are sitting argue,what to buy first: a notebook or a microwave. Orals and orals. In the end, the grandfather did not stand and issued:"You can not do without the toilet, all the rest of it!"
You will not argue.

The Comrade! February has only 28 days! Pay for the Internet!

The local newspaper:
To write this article, I was motivated by a recent case of two old ladies. One told the other that she did not trust the ATMs, and that she took all of her pension from the ATM and took it to the bank.

49144 (saved 2009-02-24 at 18:25)
49096 (saved 2009-02-24 at 14:30)
Men and girls, readers of BORA! I offer all-serunetovsky flashmob - at least one day to spend the right way, not as many are used to. Thus e. To be polite in spite of anything, to bring garbage to the urn, to skip female faces (helping them open doors), to give a place to the elderly. Try not to argue. We need no one but ourselves. Not to the state, not to the authorities, not to anyone. Let’s just start with ourselves. At least for one day. If you want, you can continue.
If you agree and do, press +. If not, ignore it. To get to the first page of the best - there are more People. I do not expect more.

+1000, I propose to do not 1 day, but the 2nd specific 8 and 9 March, we will make our women a double gift, raise their mood!

And of course, we do not arrange all sorts of drinks, namely, we do a celebration for girls! ^ ^ ^

Emotional Hits:

Venus is tired! They want freedom!

Saxon: The throat with a dead grip compresses the years...

Saxon: I’ve eaten a piece of the test, now it’s hard to crack,

Saxon: I only have to cry!! to

A sentence from an offended woman:
Do not touch my dignity with your shortcomings.

By the way a person pronounces the word Random, one can understand that he started studying English earlier, or programming.