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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №151848
 25.02.2019
In the army it fell to the snow, it fell all night. The general was supposed to come in the morning with a check, so we were cheering with the blades all night. But the golden asphalt was not achieved. The snow also broke all night. It was about an hour before the general arrived. The command understood that we were not able to cope with it and told us to get off with your shooters so that your spirit would not be. Now an unknown Chupacabra will arrive and one person will make the road cleaner than you will do all the bites (at your pace) for the whole week. A tractor T-150 arrived and in front of it was a turbine from a jet aircraft in the back forward. And at the very end of it stood a soap scattered like a vacuum cleaner. Only she worked the opposite, the roar and the whistle were confused. The flame burst like a fireplace, the tractor was driving and the water was running ahead of him and immediately the asphalt dried up. And still in front of the ice sheets the size of an iceberg sinking the Titanic flew in breath and flew in all directions above the trees with the bell of the high glass in the barracks and all the buildings along the road on the first floor. This aircraft engine installed on the opposite of the tractor T-150 dries the airfield during bad weather. There are no houses at the airport in principle. And to let this thing between residential houses, it needs to be thought of.

In general, when a half-hour later the general arrived with a check, he passed through the street with dry asphalt along the houses with roofs placed on the second floor and with everywhere silently blown glasses with frames all over the first floor. He said, Fuck you are all fucking here!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №151847
 25.02.2019
The most important lesson of financial literacy I received at the age of 10. Guys from the neighboring area asked for a debt of 50 tenge (10 rubles), promising to pay back the next day twice as much, being a trick I could not believe in such luck and decided to invest all the assets available at the time in such a profitable enterprise, of course, my money as the guys I have never seen in my life, but remained grateful to them in the end, because meeting all new and new embodiments of the pyramids and exciting proposals from hardly familiar people to invest in a super profitable business, the same case emerges in my memory.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №151846
 25.02.2019
Walter White also suffered from cancer and died of a bullet.

Yyy: The series came out of Hye Mountain years ago

I just started watching it yesterday, without hitting a single spoiler in the hue mountain of years.

But today I decided to read comments to a post that has nothing to do with BB

My luck is pumped to 1000.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №151845
 25.02.2019
This is the story of a woman whom some people thought was a blonde. She walked into a large hypermarket and saw a stunning pot for 8 thousand rubles. Expensive, but she liked this castrulence so much that she bought it.



Coming home, all the stickers laid off and let’s bake and steam in it all kinds of tastes.



The next day, she went to the store again to buy something, and there sold out. And this pot instead of eight costs just three thousand. Any insult could be resolved.



But our girl instead took and bought another pot for three thousand. I came home, took the cash check from yesterday’s purchase and returned with it and with the new pot just purchased to the store. Say, yesterday, here you took for eight thousand, it did not fit me, I want to return, everything new, not even opened.



I returned eight thousand. She was not a blonde.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №151844
 25.02.2019
Age for a woman is when the money borrowed from a man has to give - money.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №151843
 25.02.2019
How are you borrowed, putting a sign of equality between economy and poverty.

Savings are not a matter of income (from which the desire for it does not depend at all), but of self-esteem. A person with low self-esteem, when buying something, is guided by one criterion: "will not those around me accept me as a miser?“High – not thinking about it at all. He can afford such a luxury as savings.

Yes it is luxury. Increase your self-esteem and do not get overwhelmed. All are good!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №151842
 25.02.2019
Picking forests in Siberia. was caught. At the court, the prosecutor spoke about a mother nature and that it is not good to harvest the forest. In fact, they were jailed. I planted forests in Siberia.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №151841
 25.02.2019
My sister asked me to sit with my son on Saturday. Patsanu, 5 years old, saw me from strength twice in his young life. In the morning, they told him what to feed. The child quietly didn’t even cry, from the morning he was sitting and gathering his designer, and he didn’t say a sound. He offered to look, but he refused. It’s time to feed him, he doesn’t eat, he refuses. The hour has passed, also refuses, the designer collects a small engineer.

I call my sister and explain the situation. She told me to give my son a phone. He said something, he agreed. He approached me and said he wanted to eat. I have a mountain on my shoulder. The boy ate everything and asked for supplements. I asked for it again in an hour. I had to cook again. After an hour, his appetite felt again. “What a boy,” I think. And so a few more times.

In the evening, the sister came to pick up, and the boy lying on the floor is full and even the designer does not want to collect. I said, “Tanya, what did you say to him like this? He exploded to eat everything. = “

She shrugged and said, “I told him we lost it to you in the cards. Now he will live with you. But if he eats well and asks for a supplement, I’ll think he’s rude and give him back.” The boy probably wanted to go home.

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