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[ + 21 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157669
 25.02.2022
Absolute life-long power in a country is such a sweet thing that than to lose it, it is better to burn with the whole country and with the whole world.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №157668
 25.02.2022
The previous day’s novel about professionalism.
We remove on the site a universal device that has not been used for a long time.
Everything is complete, only one millimeter-long stitch with the M24 scissor at the ends is curved decently. We try to get rid of it, but the curvature does not allow to twist the two parts of the device, insufficiency.
- What we suffer, there is a tokar in the laboratory. It is easier to make a new barrel, we have a 30th barrel.
We take a bar for the work, the bar as a sample we go for a gift.
Do us the same.
The manufacturer agrees:
Well, it’s almost lunch time, come pick up after the clock.
After that time we go pick up.
Lie at the machine two spikes, the old and the new are absolutely the same, even curved at one angle, seven degrees... As asked.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №157667
 25.02.2022
Putin calls to Scholz:
We here recognized the republics: the DPR, the LPR and the GDR.
Scholz is in horror:
How about the GDR? Why the GDR? Can the GDR be removed from the list?
by Putin:
I knew there would be no objection to the first two points.

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