and Barack Obama:
Do you need Alaska? Take it! But note that in response to this we will freeze the accounts of five other Russian officials!

Before you start a relationship with someone, make sure it’s not me.

I am a Scottish girl. I am easy to buy, difficult to notice and impossible to take away.

The question of how to write - "in Ukraine" or "in Ukraine", slowly falls away by itself.
Read more about "In Russia"

Timofey
It is in communion.
Timofey
Here they put the sweethearts, Indian music, and fell asleep
Timofey
The cactus was placed on the floor, and the cactus was placed on the floor.
Timofey
And then the guys told, come in, do not breathe in the room, the monsoon is playing, in the center of the cactus
Timofey
Two bodies in beds.
Timofey
and drug addicts)

I write and cry. The people!! If you ever see a cactus falling from a shelf... don’t catch it!!! In any case!! Let yourself fall...

From the designer and designer:
The carpenter: Once again, you’ll take such a rough border and I’ll come to you at night with soap and rope.
I will hang myself.
In front of your eyes
To make you feel ashamed.

Here's what you think will happen if you plug the enabled vacuum cleaner into your eye
...
Fuck it...
The blue? 😉
WOWU-UHU
Congratulations to you 12.
What did you congratulate me with?
I congratulated myself - today I am going to record the number of idiots in the contact list.

When Lady Gaga grows old, it will get bored and no one will need it - let it take the nickname "b/u Gaga".

The young man arrived after 2 weeks of leave with his parents, SMS literally :)
Q: Who ate my salad? What about the mirror? by 09:20
R: Who did you bring? by 09:22
Q: Who got into my computer? by 09:25
Q: This subscriber called 1 time, the last time it was today at 09:27.
Q: Where is my second toro??? by 09:54

I like to fuck lawyers.
Me and the client.
I - term 1 week, position for three days in reserve, can not hold for a long time, deficit
K is Without a contract to pay.
2 weeks of writing a contract, all their lawyers are not so
They signed and...
The store is empty, 16 weeks.

K is So this is the draft agreement???? to
I'm happy to get lost, I can't sign it anymore!!!! to
I have a separate translation!!! to

The result of the work of a lawyer - I am without a margin, a factory without a plan, a craftsman without a premium!! to
A lawyer?? to
A lawyer with a prize, he almost signed the entire contract!