Good when you are 4 years old.
You can take
Broken control and call my mom.

We have a photo studio on the floor, well, and accordingly they process photos in Photoshop. With my hands in the toilet, a conversation is delivered by phone from the cabin "... yes, yes, now I look at my work, it turned out beautiful, you will like it..."

A woman is always a woman.
Today I watched how one young person, changing the OS (to say - from Ubuntu to Win7), between the case took a mirror from the bag and fixed the makeup.
And, breathing up, she added: "It seems that the beard can never be grown".

After the night club we spend the night in the company of a girlfriend. In the morning, they all jumped, and one lazy. And, of course, nobody will leave it that way - everyone begins to get everything. And then they decided on the last cruel method - to sit down and look at her. She will feel that someone is watching her and waking up.
Annie, remember that! I look at you!
2 (without tearing off my face from my pillow): Oh, lord, what have you not done to me?

Do you really think that man has risen above animals as a result of evolution?
Of course, I answered it. Is it not?
“No,” he said. He went down much lower. Today, only a millionaire can afford a way of life: live in nature in the most suitable climatic conditions for the body, move a lot, eat ecologically clean food, and at the same time never worry about anything at all. Remember, none of the animals work.
And the whites? He asked Hera. They collect nuts.
Dear, this is not a job. So if the whites from morning to night coupled with each other the sour bear fucking, it would be a job.
Pelevin and Empire V.

xxx: We have the theme of tomorrow's class on urology: Sicknesses of the scrotum and penis - epididymitis, orchitis, hydrocele, spermatozele, varicocele, testicular cancer, etc.
YYY: who leads, not Elena baby by chance? Don’t wear a sweater with your neck.)

Karl from Clara stole McLaren, Clara from Karl stole Corvette
YYY: Yeah, Karl and Clara got up :D

Odd: American democracy is spread by air and missile.

Congratulations to Wifi!
The cat can’t bite him.

x: Radio is very pleased... News about Fukushima... "Experts suggest that black smoke is a consequence of burning"
X: fucking... experts drive... so fucking