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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №125905
 25.03.2016
Dmitry: Where did I get? This is on the parking lot next to the entrance to the GTR station :)
Did you mean BTR?
Dmitry : Yes. by Nissan BTR :)

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №125904
 25.03.2016
Well, in IT we traditionally do not have women, for example - work is associated with regular stresses, journeys (sometimes you do not go home), often you have to be delayed. In general, women simply do not attract such work in the majority of them. But if suddenly there is one who will do everything that a male colleague does - they will hire and pay the same grandmothers.

Such a woman will not be found. The word "if" is generally a very clever word, and in this context it means "we’ll come up with a 1000 and 1 scratch to politely wrap a woman, even without trying to check her".

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №125903
 25.03.2016
Cycle “Lessons of Wisdom and Common Sense”.
Lesson 1: The style of the controversy is more important than the subject of the controversy. Objects change and style creates civilization.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №125902
 25.03.2016
Now let’s make a new decree!
With all the decrees of three years, hospital with a child, go early, vaccinations, morning, for gifts, no one to sit.
All this, of course, contributes to the quality of work and professional growth. Given that a vast number of women choose family and children (and this is quite logical and good), the employer treats all women cautiously.
Not because there are women haters around, just the average woman works less productively than the average man.
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This is because all this is done by a woman. Why don’t you guys do that? Why don't you go to the decree / hospital / for vaccinations, etc.? Let us ourselves! Why should women do all this?
Then we will be on equal terms.
And when you eat all this, you may come to the mind, for example, to think about why we have a three-year decree at all - because a child requires this, or because the state does not want to fund quality nurseries and kindergartens, so that some of the spouses did not have to sit with the child for several years and not work.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №125901
 25.03.2016
>> it ovulates the young <<

Get out of the grenade!! Urgently!! to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №125900
 25.03.2016
I had a mother-in-law, she also believed that her task was to force and raise me (sometimes this education even resembled training). Don’t you think that your puppy wants her to be loved, rather than ‘make her a man’? Moreover, if from your relatives this is still poorly tolerable, you still treat them somehow more tolerantly - then from strangers who don't even try to make friends with you, this only causes rejection and the desire to do nothing. Especially in adolescence. Do not treat her as “obedient/disobedient”, do not judge her from these positions. It’s so hard with her father, it’s always hard. Talk to her. You may not have to talk once. And, say not in the key "why you behave like that, you are a good girl", as this adult idiots love, but talk normally.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №125899
 25.03.2016
The main initiator of the birth of the child was a woman"... This was what you meant "the sugar took and flew until I was protected, and the abortion refused", ah? How can I become an initiator? You don’t want a child – you use a condom, right? Well, if you want it, you want it, and fucking help take care of it!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №125898
 25.03.2016
The governor of Odessa region Mikhail Saakashvili opposed the appointment of foreigners to leading positions in Ukraine.


[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №125897
 25.03.2016
and both:
This is:
In the conversation was born the phrase:
xxx: sketch of the poster to the teaser trailer

There is a more Russian version:
Announcement of Advertising Probe

There are two varieties of muddock - some try to speak in the language "a goodbye goes on a pitch from a pitch", and the other - call an emission-resistant assessment a "robust stimulator". Who is more foolish - without the rule of the Lopital can not find out, because the uncertainty of the species ∞/∞. This is not a smiley.

[ + 15 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125896
 25.03.2016
There are rooms "mother and child", completely separate from the female toilet. You can go there with your child, too.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №125895
 25.03.2016
Hey, you’re not alone, I’ve been working for 22 years in companies where they were paid equally. For 14 years, the leaders were women. Great people, great bosses and great women. But it is it, here you can immediately see who did what and what he was responsible for it.

[ + 33 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125894
 25.03.2016
The office, which works until 16:00, was called an hour before the closure and said that in 30 minutes, a woman will look at them to obtain documents. The working day is over, the workers are separated, only the day of service remains. Around 22:00, the sleepy guard awoke the calling signal, looking at the monitor saw a woman before entering. When he opened the door, he asked what she wanted. The woman aggressively notified him that she wanted to issue documents, and the officer replied that she should come tomorrow at eight. In fact, this is only a prelude, and now literally what this woman said in response, for these words, everything was described.



I was called seven hours back. I said I would come in an hour!! I will complain!! to

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №125893
 25.03.2016
to this:
This is the only disadvantage of modern technology.
It gets old too quickly.
It becomes fun when updates stop coming out on the iPhone, which you are still paying for.
............
I am afraid to tell you that this is not a problem of obsolescence of technology and the iPhone in particular, but a problem with the heads of units in the consumer society.

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