Our lecturer on the theoretical foundations of acoustics is upset not so much by the use of obscene vocabulary in the middle of a couple, as by its reasons:

L: Thus we are moving from the dynamic system to the mechanical system, and from it to the electrical system.
C: Pi * children
L: Where is it? It is simple!! to

Conversation of parents:
Where has my daughter gathered?
to walk.
With the ends? (mol, "to the morning?")
Girls will also be...

I walk with a girl in the city in the evening. As we passed through the stop, we suddenly got into a dark underground where at 40 meters in the darkness before us appears a crowd of people out of 10, evilly smoking, badly looking at our side.
The girl very resolutely pulls me by the sleeve, saying, let’s turn into another strange. But I understand that we are already too close, and you have to go to the end or not.

We get closer, and there, it turns out, a crowd of young girls smoking gathered in a club nearby.

This is the women’s competition.

XXX: Remove the clock
On the dark side? : 3

Lenko: it will be incompetent but quickly.)
Circunflexo: sounds like a preface to deflation

Peter and the snow. Two girls aged 8 and over in the yard:
Girl 1: How much snow, but it is not delicious.
Yes, in autumn the snow tastes better than in spring.

xxx: Good time.I installed ubuntu 10.04, and put on the same logical partition where Win XP was already standing.Please write in detail in order how to remove ubuntu so as not to dismantle Win XP.

yyy: You need a boot drive from the window.You load it, when loading you choose "system restore", it leads you to the console.In it you give in turn 2 commands - fixmbr and fixboot, then load in the screw, start the disk manager and rearrange as you think necessary.

ZY And in general, let’s tell you better how to remove a wendy.)))

Now again there will be stories about phones that moved time forward, as a result of which people came to work an hour earlier

Pash, the next time you want to talk to me just like this, you don’t have to start the conversation with the phrase: "And you don’t know the proof of Desarg’s theorem?".

I think all family quarrels are due to a lack of sex. A man does not fuck his grandmother for a month, and then fucking such, wondering what it is that the grandmother is constantly biting him. Love each other and have sex more often. May the world be happier!!! to

There is such a guy, A. Raymer (now the head of UFSIN, a noble troll, on YouTube watch the video with him). At one time he headed the Orenburg Oblast...then appointed to Samara

At the move there was some misunderstanding, and the meeting party was waiting for him at the wrong post of the DPS.

Rainer in the civic entered the post that was originally supposed to be.
There is a Sergeant of the DPS, feet on the table.
C: You have to fuck here.
R: You should have met me.
C: Who are you?
Re: My name is Reimer
C makes a smooth transition of their posture to stand humbly with a simultaneous attempt to give honor.
R: Sit down, civil honors are not required to give

c) Arsenij Smirnov

In general, I want that in every human being, along with worms and ringworms, an altruist must live and develop!

These are the wrong guys.
Are you writing the wrong code?? to

Yula: Did you get to work?
Mazenrad: It was taken on one condition. I have to rework the resume and instead of "communicable, purpose-oriented..." write "fun and ingenious", and the photo must be taken with a lion on the face.
Yula: What is it?
Mazenrad: In the interview, the boss asked if his relatives were abroad? Well, I take it, that my grandfather with his friends in the 45th participated in a walking tour of Germany, and I myself was behind the bucket only once, when I accidentally went to the shlagbaum at the Kazakh customs when I accompanied my aunt.
Mazenrad: The chief said that when I was to be fired, he wanted to remember what kind of shit he took me.

Russian version of the BBC website about the composition of the ISS crew:
Currently on the station [...] three astronauts, [...] two astronauts, and a Dutchman.

That there are your glamorous bodies drinking martini...there is my mommy Jack Daniels rubbing her legs.

XXX: Does the pop hurt, Tom?
YYY: In the sense?
XXX: Well, if you go in there?
YYY: Where to enter?
XXX: Do you go in?
YYY : Why?
XXX: No, you are normal at all?
YYY: In the sense?
XXX: Bl#, fuck me you# can you?
YYY: For what purpose?
XXX: Who are you working for? You have to enter! In the #Opu!
YYY: Aitishnik I...
XXX: You could say it right away?

repugnant was the point of the distribution of the application Kamasutra post "children, I don't get on iOS 5.1, how can I fix it?"

All my shortcomings are hidden in the headlines of the Opera :-)

SvetlanKO: I mocked the designer a day ago. He came to work at eleven, and Pink Floyd is playing with me. He, as an avid rapper, did not like it, and he offered a compromise: listening in turn, one song of mine, one of him.
SvetlanKO: I laughed mysteriously and gladly agreed.
SvetlanKO: The naive boy! He didn’t know that the compositions were 13-17 minutes long!
Svetlanko: How he suffered! The next day, he listened to his rap in his headphones. There was nothing to bother me with my rap! =) is