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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №149981
 25.03.2018
All this ill-imagined pedophilia has naturally fertilized the soil so much that a very real pedophobia has grown and collapsed. Congratulations from all my heart.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №149980
 25.03.2018
Listen... it’s interesting, but does Bollywood make porn movies? Are they dancing and singing too? You are not aware?
The Government: Hm. I did not hear.
Vlad is no. They do not sing or dance. The usual porn. ( by
Has you already checked? So that’s sadness... where is the excitement?
I would sing if anyone’s mouth is not busy.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №149979
 25.03.2018
Here comes the joy of the flesh

>> The girls were walking in very short dresses? They walked. No one was embarrassed, no bad thoughts came to his head.

It was not embarrassing, on the contrary, it was pleasant.
Is it possible to call desire in the puberty period "bad thoughts"? Visited and so on! I do not see any deviation from the norm.
There was no internet with porn, "Playboy" was not published.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №149978
 25.03.2018
Shorter than usual...
Is this show?
I was advised to do superficial communication training. I registered and went. Real good training: an unusual approach, interesting solutions to situations, etc. And one of the tasks was to get acquainted in a popular place. I went to Ashan.
and?... O_O
- Shortly, the guard took me out of there and said that it was not easy to cling to people (((
I would say that this is a task!
You know, one of the conditions was not to tell anyone that I do this for training.)
Something in your training scares me a little.
What is?
The first rule of the Fighting Club.
Fuck... go you! How can I go there tomorrow?! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №149977
 25.03.2018
Stepanych: A friend I had here 3 years ago, called a taxi home from the cafe. The order was 170 rubles. To see something bad for him there in the cafe was fed, and at the beginning of the way he felt that the day valve in him was about to break off from all the safeguards. Since the prospect of carrying himself into some compact McDack in order to wrap it all from the ceiling to the floor did not smile at all to him, he persisted to the house itself. And already at the entrance door, and waiting for the taxi driver to count him 30 rubles from two cents, the valve broke. He didn’t get into the elevator, he went home by the stairs.

And when We had gone away from this revelation, caused by an abundant acceptance of bitterness, We gave him a new creature: Judas.
For he went out for thirty silver coins.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №149976
 25.03.2018
Conversation with the manager:
M: Users want this change. Do it.
I: For that I need access to such a stored procedure
M: I don’t have the right to give it to you, we don’t have a developer environment at all, and access to production is forbidden.
I: And then how should I do it? I cannot even see the process.
M: (after a minute of reflection) I’ll give you access, but you don’t tell anyone.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №149975
 25.03.2018
We missed the grievous whisper of a bodybuilder on the backbone, to whom the neighbor's complaint does not allow to turn on the turnik in shorts. The question that he has no money for a normal sporting suit – that we will leave too.

Calming training is done with the most open to all the winds and cold body, about which in history and talk, with no evil nudism. Not a word about money, haha. And that you either do not know how to read, or are very hopeful that others can't - that we will also leave, your attempt to bite the deer for the ass in general failed.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №149974
 25.03.2018
Well, the computer works in magic. Even Sisadmines, when they are cleaned, dance and beat the drums.

YYY:... in the drums of users...

zzz:...and they say: "What did you do, animal?and "

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №149973
 25.03.2018
Ping.Win is Stuttgart, Germany I do not speak German well, I need to call on the phone, I try to find out if they speak English.
I’m Speechen Zhi English (do you speak English?) is?
There is shit.
I would like to be Russian, too.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149972
 25.03.2018
From the movie Jumanji 2

The story of the character Karen Gillan, who walks in shorts wide with a belt and with an open belly - a small minor girl. How to overcome her in such conditions? Shock, propaganda of pedophilia
Dwayne Johnson is a safe option, use it.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №149971
 25.03.2018
x: E211, E330, and several more "E", are very terrible preservatives
E330 – Lemonic acid

[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149970
 25.03.2018
The story of Ivan the Terrible.

Well, about "no one executed without trial and investigation" and about "3-4 thousand victims" - this is, of course, unnecessary decoration of the activities of the ruler, practically cut off, for example, Novgorod. By the end of his reign, the Terrible was a real paranoid. Although in his youth, he was sometimes very progressive. About the Bartholomew Night, by the way, the Terrible wrote with a considerable condemnation: "And what, brother of the dragiest, the mourning for the bloodshed that happened to the King of France in his kingdom, several thousand and even infants were beaten; and about that peasant ruler the mourning that such inhumanity of France the King of France has done on so many people and blood so foolish shed." But two years after the Novgorod pogrom, whose cow would fly.

The problem is not terrible. The problem of today. Each nation had its own Henry the Fucking and Karl the Wicked. But someone has their place - in a museum, where schoolchildren are shown "this is what fist was made in our country only a few centuries ago". And somebody puts them monuments and "save it out, but can"save it out.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №149969
 25.03.2018
(Moderators on the Troll)
I would have played him on DNA if there was a technical possibility.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №149968
 25.03.2018

Our headquarters took about 10 minutes to produce the highest scores in all points. He sounded like this: “Oh, your mother, you have to choose Petya!”
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You need to watch movies more often, but don’t stop.
"Atta, bat, there was a debate. We will go to elections. Igor Chaplin is the Terminator, the rest are the Pidors!

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