Book store, buyer - lady thirty-five years old:

- Tell me, and "The Little Prince" Exupery you only have in this edition? For me, it is a gift, and there are some children’s drawings.

I know a lot of different names and funny names, but I will never forget a guy named Rajopov Kutlimurod.

X: I and the prostitutes pay naturally =)
My Mosque, fuck me!

xxx: you won't believe I jumped on 2 gigs yesterday, I watched all day)
WOW : what?
xxx: boys and girls, as well as their parents, do you want to see fun stories... Reminds nothing?
Q: What is it that has broken?

Well, I don’t know how there is in the UK about the fact that if the turntable hasn’t turned on – it means driving gay, but we’ve got a pidaras.

A friend said:

I walk on the street, I see old acquaintances (man 6-7), decided to approach a cigarette to shoot... only approached - they me:
Do you have cigarettes?
I came up with the same question :)
- Ah, not then get up with us... we from the beginning of the 2nd was... here, we are waiting for someone with cigarettes...

% of

xxx: I look at the wedding photos of a girl from one of the schools, who was in parallel school
xxx: she has long emigrated to the UAE, and recently married some bald Arab
XXX: and despite the fact that she has lived in luxury for many years
You can’t change Russian in it. She took a photo at her wedding.
XXX: and photographed all the food, type look what a beautiful table was :D

XXX: I understand one thing here.
xxx: if in the contact on your page your photos are commented by people of the same sex as you, you have problems with the appearance and you are fucked to encourage.

I went to the site of the Yaroslavl planetarium and there news that soon you will be able to observe the second sun: "...the explosion of the supergiant can happen before the end of the year. Or at any other time in the next million years..."

Girls, girls and women, deep decolt and mines can each, but not everyone can be a good interlocutor, friend, girlfriend, wife and mother of children...

They borrowed. Leave the pale in peace, they are also needed, and from such appeals none of them has yet turned into a decent lady. But they perfectly cut idiots with a venereal set, and are also grabbers, after which you understand that when choosing a companion of life and in fact it is better to first look not in the decolt, but in the content of the skull.

Animals with beer raised up on the street. They strike.

A friend of the North grumbles the channels and irritatedly turns off the TV:
What fucking idiots are they? Three films together. In three films, the heroes are where the frost is fierce, under 40 degrees. No one has a hat.

Could you just say that right away?
How do I know what and how I should say? Whatever I say, I am always wrong.
It is not true!

and pause. The wild rocks of both.

A wise man remembers his friends, a fool remembers his enemies.
Nick Blue

My friend alpinist from his high mountain trips (Pamir,
The Himalayas and other exotics) brought a mummy. Free as a company man and shirt guy. My friend went crazy with enthusiasm:
A real mummy. The mummy was treated by the acquaintance itself, the family of the acquaintance, the relative of the acquaintance, the acquaintances of the acquaintance and the acquaintances of the acquaintances of the acquaintance. It helped almost everyone and from everything: angina passed instantly, the spikes dissolved, the stones dissolved, the grandmothers became pregnant from the April wind with the sewn start, and the men had literally everything. Naturally, the mountaineer was taken as a native and fed for slaughter. And here on the next friendly sessions, the man cheered joyfully from the abundance of delicacies, expensive drinks and beautiful babies, and the acquaintance delicately wondered if she could expect another portion of the mummy.
No question Irvine. The hero of the evening. On that
We leave in a week, in two weeks - I will deliver in the best form!
Thank you dear! A happy acquaintance broke out. With polite concern.
I wondered, is it hard to collect?
What is hard there? Go into a crap, scratch some shit:
Oh oh! The mummy!

The first rule of cleaning in the apartment: remove yourself from the computer.

one friend showed photos from the army, the inscription on the building: "CONTROL OF ALL CONTROLS" serious organization to see)))

The vacation:
A large investment company will hire a ballerina, or a girl with good choreographic data.

From you: absolute mobility, good sense of humor, knowledge of contemporary and classical dances.

Requirements: to bring tea and coffee to the staff of the office, to arrange dance performances during lunch break, to entertain the staff of the office center.

From Us: work in a stable company, timely salary, a device for TC, as well as the warm attitude of future colleagues!

XXX: He seems to be off. If it were online, it would have sent us to the shit.
Go to Fuck.
Zzzz: No, he is here

Rus: The head says - send it off, the fuck says - the head don't listen.