xxx: I went to relatives in the village, I go on the street to the store, here I meet a man, age so under 30, and suddenly sits on the ropes, opens his arms and says: "Brother, Fuck!"" Here a white goose runs out of the yard and straight to him in his arms.
People who get up early don’t always work.
A fictitious marriage.
The life of an emigrant is interesting, the situations are different, about one such - my bike.
Not everyone is able to become a legal immigrant, the process is long and expensive. Some get a residence permit through an employer, some by changing family status, family reunification or marriage.
However, not everyone succeeds.
Then other manoeuvres go on, such as a fictitious marriage.
Either you yourself or your immigration lawyer( dear pleasure these lawyers!) You find a citizen of the country of the opposite sex, for some pay agreed to play the role of the local Romeo, who met his foreign Juliet.
This is my story about this situation.
A young woman after a couple of years of living in a foreign country decided to legalize herself. She had money, worked a lot and hard, took a pack of dollars and flew to the office of an experienced lawyer.
There she was quickly offered many ways, the most reliable seemed to be the way of fictional marriage.
The bridegroom was ready, the task was given to him with a promise to pay the balance at the end of the trial.
And, having suffered a paper stroke, lazy state employees don’t like to rush, but the lawyer knew his case, supportive federal prosecutors knowing, they have already interviewed, several times and separately.
The case came to a final interview, where they were invited together and where a couple of senior officials were preparing for a cross-interrogation to reveal the truth of their feelings and intentions. Serious test under oath. There were failures, ending with expulsion from the country and serious consequences for the citizen.
The pre-flight instruction the day before in the office of the lawyer only strengthened the mandr...
Remember many small details, do not rush with answers, answer in case, briefly, yes, no, do not volunteer with information.
The nerves of the couple were at the limit, stress was clearly expressed on their faces.
Therefore, the lawyer tried to relax them - a cup of coffee, the chances of luck above the average, all pass.
It didn’t help, I was nervous.
Collapse, thought the lawyer, will fail, time for radical decisions.
“And I’ll also advise you to have sex, preferably with each other, to better study habits and features, this can be a decisive factor for the interview!”
At the same time and relaxed, thought of herself a wise adviser.
People they were responsible, focused on success and disciplined - it should be so.
They were also young and not ugly, from the same country, speaking the same language, with a similar mentality.
The hotel was removed, not far from the immigration office.
This is where the most important part of the preparation for the interrogation took place.
The people were conscientious and healthy, did not sleep all night and prepared, prepared, prepared, until they were almost late to the meeting, dressed in second legs and trying to squeeze the strawberries on their necks.
In front of the two investigators appeared a couple, with all their appearance and smell proving the authenticity of the deep intimacy of applicants.
Fresh fuck look, fresh looking, thought chino...
At one point, he signed his opinion on the authenticity of his intentions.
It should be noted that a happy couple decided to go to their hotel on a familiar road - to walk, taking champagne and strawberries along the way.
What about the money promised to the public?
How mercantile you are, brothers!
After receiving the documents, they made an advance and balance and went on a wedding trip.
For 20 years, they have been in this fictional marriage.
According to rumors, they are happy, but continue to persistently prepare for interviews.
It became a password for them in the family - will we prepare for an interview?
Conspiracy – so that children do not understand.
Unknown are your ways.
Good interview to you!
The Buddha goes with his students along the way. He sees a pit, a wool in it, a peasant tries to pull it out, but he lacks strength. The Buddha sneezed to the students, and they quickly helped to pull the animal out. They go on, again the pit, in it the wool, on the edge sits a peasant and bitterly cries. The Buddha passed by without noticing. The students ask him:
“Master, why didn’t you want to help this farmer?
Helping to cry?
We have the King of the Bell, the King of the Gun, the King of the Bomb, and now, considering how much I have paid for it, I have the King of the Globe!
xxx: Per this is the subtlety of the live translation, but I just heard from the euronews: “The elections in France are closely monitored in OTHER Arab countries.”
D – Documentation
I divorced, but by passport I am still married, because the divorce stamp can only be placed at the place of the divorce, and I have not been there since I wrote the application (the divorce went without me). My ex-husband's dog bitten his passport, he changes it and stamps are not given to him. According to the documents it turns out that he never married, and I meanwhile married him, although divorced.
Post of Russia, you need your package from Switzerland?She arrived in Moscow! There is no problem. The package is sent to Penza, Samara, then again to Moscow and then to Saratov. Do you say no package? She is in Saratov. At the Centre! →She arrived at the delivery point a week ago, why do you go for her so long? The warning was already. *Arrival at the delivery point* The package has not yet arrived at the delivery point.It is in the regional logistics center. You listened to a package from China that went through Switzerland.
Talk about household appliances in the world.
You have to see this American technique. In its background, European models look frozen. There is any unit more than the standard time in 1.5! Microwave, microwave, refrigerator and laundry.
Suspension of the service "Mobile Banking" for any reason is not the basis for the suspension of payment of the service.
@Sberbank
Hatari90: What’s wrong with our roofs. Then people will crash, then the only flying sample of the Buran...
Barafu: The roof – they want money.
fpir: Moreover, the debt does not agree and the “you hold” is not conducted.
X: And have our Sisadmines all found a job? No one needs?
XH: Somebody needs to arrange something.
ZZZ: Take the cat, he is nice.
Can you walk on SSH? Linux is taught?
Xxx: Someday, I will do what I should have done a long time ago.
Xxx: Buy the licensed version of WinRar
Clavius Wail: ordinary people are fools who are easy to attract with a beautiful envelope and no one will be interested in the content. Half of people have an icq below average.
TEXHO3ABPA: Sadly, but today most people just don’t use their icq :(
NuclearGryb: There was a time before...my icq was above the average...longer than the average and did not hang without a deed.