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[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46454
 25.04.2011
I sit at work watching people passing by working in a shopping center:
- Chouac went sabway (megabutterbrud who doesn't know) had on the road (!), with this filling of vegetables flew on the sides, from the back, in the same way as the hero of the game hitman, a cleaner came to him, and how let's spit on him, the guy almost drowned up)))))))

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №46453
 25.04.2011
I would like to express my special gratitude to the engineers and workers who installed the CHROMED MIRCLE ROLLS on the PRIMERY in the clothing store!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №46452
 25.04.2011
Jerusalem’s contract with humanity has been extended for another year.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №46451
 25.04.2011
I had an idea... I need to give Medvedev a collection edition of WOW... Suddenly this game will save the whole country...
YYY: I don’t think a chief who plays such a crazy strategist will like it.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №46450
 25.04.2011
Do you have a haircut machine?
I only have my wife’s epilator.
Be a man - shave with an epilator! XD is

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №46449
 25.04.2011
I wake up in the morning with a note on my mother’s table.
The son!
Wash the dishes.
Hungry clothes
Repair the closet.
Repair the chair.
Repair the Regiment
Go to shop.
Give a Gift to Aunt Lene
Go to mail.
There was something in the refrigerator, make yourself eat.
I walk
Happy the Easter!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №46448
 25.04.2011
You know, I’ve noticed that rich people always have such an old or cheap mobile phone!
Do you comfort yourself? >D

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №46447
 25.04.2011
A......... (18:37:36 23/04/2011)
How by myself?

D...... (18:38:26 23/04/2011)
Like in a Japanese thriller.

A......... (18:38:42 23/04/2011)
Is it how?

D...... (18:40:02 23/04/2011)
Everything... worse... worse... worse... and when it seems that everything will be fine now... Pi......c and titles...

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №46446
 25.04.2011
The disco. The man decided to catch up with the girl. I invited her to dance... They danced, they danced, and then he whispered to her ear: - Why are you so fat?! The girl in shock. Do you want to run together in the morning?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №46445
 25.04.2011
In the transition is beautiful graffiti: Go Vegas!! to
And below is the signature mark: Aha! Come from Russia!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №46444
 25.04.2011
The brother from the morning all in the green, including the beard - it is he cut his finger - I gru, so what you did not wake me, I would normally squeezed and bumped, he, shit, in response gives "Yes, it is easier to wake Lenin in the mausoleum than you at night".

Lisa

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №46443
 25.04.2011
Discussion on: "How to Stop Reading Habra?"
1: Getting a Girl
Better than two!
3 and introduce them.
4:... with the third
5 – Meet your wife.
What if the girl reads the hubr herself?
Shaker, we are running out.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №46442
 25.04.2011
xxx (17:39:37 24/04/2011)
Do you need a little red floor?
yyy (17:40:09 24/04/2011)
You need a catch (
xxx (17:40:29 24/04/2011)
I am about my cat.
yyy (17:40:50 24/04/2011)
At this age, it will no longer be interesting to take.
xxx (17:41:27 24/04/2011)
I will throw her out.
yyy (17:41:38 24/04/2011)
That happened?
xxx (17:42:36 24/04/2011)
You imagine I’m sitting behind the notepad... She runs into the hall, makes a circle around it... She jumps on the table and tastes good at my notepad.

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