When I was 15 and I went with 3 liters of quas, I wanted everyone to think it was beer. At 28, going with 3 liters of quas, I want everybody to think it’s quas.

From comments to the article "The coolest safe cars of different years" about safety cars in car races.

Partizan of the USSR: Sээлfi - so only spies of 15-20 years say. In Russian, such a ugly word! There is a self-portrait and dr.
Alexander Porivay > Partizan U.S.S.R.S.: Has it been overwhelmed?
Raymond de Piqure > Alexander Porivay: And the partisans say that they are safe. They do not know other than the Russian oral language.
E V > Partizan USSR: Chuvak, first "safty", and not "selfie", and so much less "sbhfi", secondly, what part of the word "auto-portrait" is, in your opinion, Russian?

Listened to TV. Transmission about broken roads "My hole", channel I do not remember...

"This is Alexis He lives in Omsk... (the addresses of Alexei and His Dome are called) Alexei considers his pit very caring, because thanks to it he observes the speed regime, monitors the state of the walk and learned a lot of words that cannot be spoken on TV.

"Heroes "

The Parental Meeting.
Everyone is sitting and listening, and the teacher is here and that one is fighting with that one. have listened.
We go out, I get a cigarette - the guy flies (well, one and a half times more accurately) and cries - "so is it yours constantly moisture?
I am "Now hz, maybe my"
He said, “Try me!"
He put him in the sun once from his fist, and he fell. He stood up and shrugged – "Now apparently yours." and went away.

And you’re standing like that, camouflaged and with a beard, you’re roasting, right?
And then you wake up and go to school... to teach physics, anatomy, and much more.

To make life a messenger,
When the whole world falls to his feet,
You just smile more often.
Many will smile to you.

>the book we think will be titled "Ilić and grabli"

<I can’t help but remember the old boy:
"A new model of anti-infanteric grabs with a shortened handle..."

Service of facial recognition

xxx: Please apologize, but this app **i does not differ from the tram pen.
Yyy: Could you just try your face instead of x** photographing?

(From the program "Voting Rights")

by E. Ponomareva
I will tell you a phrase whose author everyone will know: “If someone decides to drown, it is impossible to save him.”
B is pleased:
and Gerasim?

XXX: I have an idea!
xxx: I will change my surname to Hu, I will give birth to my son, and I will name him Eugene. And he will be Juan Evgeny!)
Fuck, you are a genius! (the clap)
xxx: he can say anything that is named in honor of his father!)

by 20161

To what God should a child come? If you lead him to the church (I suppose you meant Orthodox) it is deprivation of choice. And then, what problems are we talking about? Does the normal upbringing of a child not involve the learning of generally accepted moral norms, which, by the way, are quite similar to biblical commandments, if so? What is it that prevents parents from taking their unchristed child to church from time to time?? to

In our time for a hundred rubles a day you will not extend.
WOW: So why then? If your feet are easy...