She: Do you know the name of the progi who reads English words?
I: Blow Job
She is: thank you! As always served
She: It is not that.
Try a Doggy Style
She: Not that either! producing movies, music
I: well, the last thing I can offer is hardcore anal
She: Not that either.
I: Where are you looking for?
See also: Google
I: Strange
I: What Google did not find
She: Here is
She: He finds movies, music and all sorts of stuff.
I’ve heard of another program.
She : what?
I: is called latex lesbian porn, try search
She: Not that either.
M is strange.

Marislava
Easter is soon.
Marislava
Do you paint?
The Anthropod
HZ
Marislava
V is stupid.

Holy Fathers are burning. A good fight was in the Temple of the Lord's Tomb, where the fathers effectively beat each other with cadillas and chorugvias. So we managed to consecrate a new meat combinate (holy sausage) during the Passion Week of the Great Fast! It is horror! ) And one Italian padre in honor of something there blasted 1400 balls... and went up... the third day they are looking for it.

Yesterday evening I go to the subway, and the people are dark, if I found a place to shelter.And before that I drove to the city of Alexandrov and it was a terrible joke.Look, and I dreamed clinging to the door.And I dreamed of a dreamy dream that I was the murderer of Altair from Assassin Creed, I jump on the roofs of Damascus and I hit the railroad.I run to him to clash, and he the fox in the last moment jumped away and I fell from the roof...
The man who woke up in the wagon lying on the floor, a man bowed to me and said, "boy, what a naked stranger, you are a drug addict?"
All computer games O_O

Conversation of the two on the radio:
What do you think about narrowing the NATO ring around Russia?
I think the NATO ring is narrowing even when thinking of Russia.

Today will be washing up.
Rice : Why?
Today is Clean Thursday!
Am... what is it?
Vladigora: Orthodox flash mob. and :)

"Working in the office"

Someone is eating something somewhere.
Someone is smoking, someone is smoking.

In the “classes”, in the “contact”
on a porn site.

Someone is playing music,
The series discusses.

Someone has a lion.
“Who watched the Apostle?”

How to put a service pack?
Whose client is a fool?

A new track for the phone.
The cat came out of the balcony.

Hooked on BDC, on reports, on RC.
More important is the task - where to get the shit to the dacha?

Week after week, year after year, day after day.
With a break to work, we go to our office!

X: Our predecessor in literature

by :?? to

X: She is generally a wonderful and purely decent woman.And at the end of the class, when no one is paying attention to her tread, she knocked in her palms three times and shouted friendlyly to us - "Boys, heads of pity on me!We are over!"

The teacher is able to attract the audience :)

Why do we need a two-processor computer?
To watch the movie at the same time...
Sdert: At the same time with what?
KIFIR: Simultaneously with VISTA

I started studying cat speech today.

My gulena came home starving like death, a little swallowed with old food in the bowl and went to knit... I when approached the dish to check if there is? Why I decided to move this grain (he knows how to call them), there was a characteristic sound of food falling on the plate... right away this furia with a hole and a hole flies to the bowl, ticks the mouth, understands that it was the most brutal stroke and... in short, judging by the intonations, I learned at least 3 main mother cat words and an innumerable bunch of their forms :-D

Lara
No is! We just need to find a normal man. and all!

Amalgama
It is an ideal type that does not exist in nature.! to

Lara
fucking.

Lara
Then we are looking for a man whose limit is equal to the ideal.

At work, the fax broke, and we sent a scanned bill on the soap. Customers call back: send it again, the bill has come, but it is up.
I was amazed by our manager's expression, she calmly says: and you print it, and turn the leaflet.

I will not invite you to the wedding!

He: Nothing terrible

He is: i.e I am poem

It is: PRV
he: I made the lab you asked for in programming, take <link>
See also: Spaibo
She: Was it difficult? No one in the group could do it.
He: Yes, I had to sit overnight, I broke the cock.
She: Poor, well, I didn’t have to be so stressed, I don’t know how to thank you now.
No, the gap justifies the means.
It is: the purpose
Go on, go on, go on, go on

I love to take labs..... comes to a child with round eyes says that lab wrote itself, and asks to show where the button of wounds.

More than 100 sperm samples were stolen from a sperm bank in the Indian city of Aurangabad last week, the Times of India reports. The kidnapping was found when a thief tried to sell stolen sperm in the city of Mumbai.

And they say that in Russia, everything that comes down is gone.

When I came to the manager and told her that I wanted to write a course on Palanik, I heard the following: The first rule of the Fighting Club - never write a course on the Fighting Club :)

We have an employee like that, 40 years old, pretty nice, very polite and cultural.
I sit on the window and drink coffee.
Here she flies in and says:
Volodia, I need to urgently see what happens on the first servacle, and with my comp why the ssh does not work. Can it be yours?"
I answer: "I’m just connected, you can look"
She says "Oh, and he’s stuck with you. Please give us a password and please"
My answer is "socks". I endure a long pause, watch her tears run and unwaveringly continue: "Latinese, through emphasis"

I have the feeling that those who in public transport ask to give up their seat to any grandmother – they do it not out of concern for grandmother, but out of jealousy that you are sitting and they don’t cheat.

The usual situation is like this! One woman refused to tour. Since it was a familiar lady, I did not take any advance payments. In case of refusal of the tour operator is paid a fine in the amount of 99% of the cost of the tour. The transfer costs $20. Actually, I am now hanging a trip to Egypt for 7 days at the Taba Resort (Sharm El Sheikh). Departure on May 9, arrival on May 16. Hotel Sonesta Taba 5*, all-inclusive meals, single room, sea view. Hotel on the shore. Drinks within the hotel are free. Whoever wants can check out the hotel on tophotels. The price of the question was 24 thousand, considering that I invested 3 thousand of my own = 21 thousand rubles!
Please help me! I will be very grateful!! If you don’t want, maybe your friends will. I still have a beer ? ?


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