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[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46494
 25.04.2011
with WV

The Toyota Siena A...
Color of bronze (light brown)
Missing after the wedding. One of the guests left. He brought the keys where the car did not remember. Somewhere in the center says, approximately between Pugasov and Hotel Kazakhstan.
Whoever sees please let me know.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №46493
 25.04.2011
The feces of wombats have the shape of cubes, which is caused by the special structure of their anal hole.

These are the ones who really hit the bricks.

[ + 75 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46492
 25.04.2011
Killed the first mosquito. Beginning of War

2nd Race

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №46491
 25.04.2011
zzz: I will vote for the EP if they reduce the prices of gasoline to 10-12 rubles per liter, with the freezing of the price for their term of government
Please tell me that you won’t vote for them :)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №46490
 25.04.2011
Mailer: “AUTOVAZ” will make 20 models
Comments: No, thank you

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46489
 25.04.2011
I have a friend who is completely turned. I turn to him to seek sympathy. I say, you can imagine, I was not stifled by a little bit of a rope from my mouse in a moment of jealousy.
He thought for seconds and stated - I said I should have had a wireless to buy...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №46488
 25.04.2011
12:17:44 Sisi Nose: NELSON came up with the task... so that students (and their parents) would be more interesting to learn:
Ivan Sidorchuk's wife has a cycle of 28 days, and the critical days are 5 days, Ivan's mistress has a cycle of 2 days shorter, but it lasts 2 days less. The secretary tt. Sidorchuka critical days as in the wife, and the cycle as in the mistress. Question: What is the probability that today Ivan Sidorchuk can relax and drink a beer?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №46487
 25.04.2011
<Ka4zilla> Does anyone have a thread?
<mahalex> so thread or trumpet?

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №46486
 25.04.2011
I remember having a serious and unexplained health case. I could not breathe normally.. the feeling was constantly that I was suffocating, shortness of breath what it was.. the doctors didn't know what to do.. no one can understand... and there was a doctor who said to me that I just need to get through... I from the beginning ah"el, and then "hop" and I lie on the bed in some unknown posture on my back and my head hangs down and I still can not breathe... I get up and a miracle I breathe normally! And it comes to me that I woke up from the current that the doctor was smart in the dream...

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №46485
 25.04.2011
Our mother cries loudly that everyone in the apartment is pigs. Don’t cry, other people are the same shit!! to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №46484
 25.04.2011
by RU_AUTO

Yesterday evening at the 6th radial (this is a stumbling deaf man in Tsaritsino on non-working days is dying out) saw how the cheerful gas tankers from the gas pumping plant ignited the gas from the pistol and sparked fire clubs into the sky under female screams "- Don't need, Rome, don't need!". Fire flies to the sky, tankers roar, a woman screams, fairy.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №46483
 25.04.2011
In the apartment, the workers brought out 4 bags of garbage and an old door that they wanted to take away. Last night someone broke the door and, attention, threw out two bags of garbage.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №46482
 25.04.2011
I went home through the area. In front of me are 2 types, such hopsticks, 26 years on average. I saw a friend and one of them shouted:
Oh yeah, the nigga! Christ has risen!
and ah!
- "Aha!"... Well you are Vanya and Beadlo!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №46481
 25.04.2011
and blh! Give me a description of the perfect man, or I have been breaking off your advice for a week! The girl is already staring at me!

The perfect man does not exist. It is invented and contains contradictory qualities so that women can blame men for not being perfect. Do not behave.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №46480
 25.04.2011
XXX:Social networks, blogs, television, glossy magazines - have nothing to do with hamstry, not to be a slaughterhouse have always been and always will be and they in combination with other social problems generate a slaughterhouse so was 20 years ago and 200 years ago in any major country of the world the author is naive as a child or he is a hero of a film like Gods with a shotgun.

YYY: Where are the blades, blades? I almost drowned!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №46479
 25.04.2011
I needed to find a photo of a student/schoolgirl with a book... long ago I hadn’t watched so much porn.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №46478
 25.04.2011
Today I drove the first axes out of the kitchen..In the end: I was hiding on the balcony, the axes were still in the kitchen (

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №46477
 25.04.2011
Conversation in ASCII:
Kiss me before I go to sleep :)
Xxx = O
Xxx is:
Xxx = O
Xxx is:
Xxx = O
Xxx is:
Xxx is:
Yyy: What are you? and :-)
Xxx: my mouth is broken :)

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №46476
 25.04.2011
“Children, if you have manganese and manganese in your home, do not mix them and do not burn them!”

is right! Children, mix the margarine with magnesium. And with the mango you will not get anything interesting.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №46475
 25.04.2011
I go home, get out and tell me from the threshold: "Cat, I’m fired from work!"
the voice from the toilet: the gold mine has collapsed.)

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