She is: Hi! I bought a new car with a machine!
He said: Congratulations to you! You need to ride her. Hold the first 2000 on the 3000 tachometer, do not brake sharply to wipe the disks, put N on the lighting. I understood?
Is it a tachometer?? to
He is fucking...
The news burns:
On the bag with the body of the MI-6 officer found foreign DNA. Williams' body was found in a large bag, locked outside the castle, in the bathroom of his London apartment in August 2010.
Detective Jackie Sebayr said that "two particles with DNA samples of a stranger were found on the lightning bag and on the lock." She said that at the beginning of the investigation, she had the opinion that a stranger was involved in the death of the cybercriminal.
Well, understandably, and before they thought that when he got bored, he went into the bag and locked himself in the lock.)
Yesterday Tora watched, new
XXX: The Americans ended up
I understand tolerance, all affairs
With all my respect, friends.
xxx: the gate to Azgaard is guarded by the Negro, it is already a lot of shit!
Yyy: Glad that Loki is not a Tajik player
Last summer, I had a girlfriend with whom we went out for a walk and I often told her funny anecdotes.
xxx: and she read me poems of her own composition
YYY: Didn’t you try to curl your foreheads and scratch the alphabet?
Romance is shit.
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Today I am standing in the store and looking at a window in the zoo. Outside the department, it is not very clear what is sold in the department. The man comes in, the shirt is half-broken (hot). Underneath the shirt is a shrub vegetation. The man is obviously in a hurry, so he does not immediately see where he entered, but at the end of the day he issues a prepared question: “Girl, do you have scissors?” “The seller, without breaking away from any papers and looking at him: “Do you cut your nails or wool?”
The man from the department fled, and I fulfilled.
Alexandr: I am in the toilet, the stomach grabbed.
<..>
Olga: look, don’t bite the bite :)
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Alexandr: I’m not from the grizzly, I have an iPad new here.)
It’s about your cock.
Alexandr: Suki swallowed rats
Fuck it, foolish
Olga: I am about the iPad))
Listen to the woman and do the opposite.
WOW: When this phrase is spoken by a woman, there is a risk of falling into an endless cycle.
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5 rubles paper he remembers... Here many remember the times when in the course of 3 rubles paper were!
From the Internet Space:
The guard
AAA
Give me an empty.txt file, I've finished my notebooks))
I will give it later.
for a minute
File Sending: Text document.txt Size: 1 byte
Sps
Ok then give it.
Do I have a lot of empty new folders?
and one
I need to shed
by Shta
File Sending: New folder.rar Size: 84 bytes
Sps
It is packed new.
Aha
I only have one with that name.
Should we do it now?
Q: Do you have friends at all?
YYY: Of course there is.
XXX: It is bad to believe. According to the page on VKontakte.
YYY: What if I don’t have a page at all? Would you stop believing in my existence?
Sefiro: Spring fucking...Hello allergy. The whole couple sat in tears and tears. At the exit, the prede approached and said, “No... well, I understand... Matan, diffures, but to tears...”
Comments on the film.
xxx: trs2bj wrote(a):
I rarely write comments, but this is a very good movie.
Duration: 4 years 11 months
Messages : 1
YYY: Not very often.
The classmate was pleased. He asks:
Synonyms of the word lust
I just can't translate the word leash into English.
I did not begin to say that the synonym for the word leish - drumshit, babagit and karabaso-barabasit)
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From Router:
The question:
What about the movie? it should be done.
The answer:
jump and see! You have already borrowed your stupid questions! There will be Downs who will write that he did not like the movie. But it won’t clarify that he just doesn’t like such movies or is too young to understand. So is now. Would you like him and not watch the movie just for that? PS, I’ll always be surprised with such people! Can you tell me more about your boyfriend/girlfriend? "What about a girl? Is it worth fucking?" - "Well, I’m peeling, not bad!"
It is :)
Have you forgotten your wife and child on the tank? Herna is. My brother so left the Minister of Internal Affairs of one of the lands of Germany so on the tank. In the home shoes.
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I remember when my friend and I went and caught all the fish in her aquarium because we were terrified about how much they move and can’t sleep properly in that foolish water. They put them all on the bed under the blanket... What a ridiculous death.
Master of Books:
And let’s agree that you will stop calling Jigguru Chubaka.
Such comparisons insult Chewbacca.
Can you buy a little bird?
The bird??? A small bird?
Dim: Dead Little and Evil
Okay, no problem to find. Let me tell you where
Dim: Either a city market or a keymark. Not in the prism.
Dim: Little Red, Black and Pig
Alexey: Nikuya didn’t understand what you want, but I really want to please you! and :)
Angry Birds: This is Angry Birds.
Fuck... the shit?
DIM : yes :)
Alexey: And I almost signed you a broiler bring...
And the pork...
You may be so ugly because you have a small member.
You would have broken your mouth!
Ah, from laughter
Siberian summer as a good student - the whole semester does not appear, then in two weeks everything goes on for holidays. :)