Vegetarians are not ageing. They are winning.

And since the quotation is too short, I will add to the exact shit - call the child Ignat and count the hard after.)

Mosquitoes do not drink bad blood.
Yyy: If you want to get mosquitoes, you need to check the blood.
Zzz: Yes, and check out the green flies – they rarely go wrong. ;D

>>>Why does everyone think they owe everything to them and they never owe anything to anyone?

Take a receipt from your mom for the payment of the home and find the line "Cleaning the home area" or similar. Don’t do it, ask your mom to help.
Then take a piece of paper, a pen, a textbook "Arithmetic" of Malin and Burenin and count how much money is paid for this cleaning every month from each home.

In our courtyard, z.B., there is no need for any Sabbathers, as they are always clean, i.e. Everyone is (!) The day. Well, and if you hurt in the courtyard faster than the utilities carried out, then the Sabbath day once a year will not change the picture of your world.

I walked past the kindergarten today, there was just a walk of small children. One boy stands next to the fence and looks at people passing by. And here neither from this nor from this he addresses me with such a jealous voice:
Help me get out of here! Oh well please!
It lasted only 3 minutes...

Ideas for parents of newborns:

1st Take a picture as if you’re pulling a baby out of a flying plate that crashed into the forest.

2nd When the child is ten years old, adjust so that he will find this photo on the roof.

The church is like a house with a cross on the roof, it doesn’t ask for money either.

Okay okay? And the heating? What about the godless electrician? What about water with sewerage? And the repair?
They don’t pay taxes, they do.)

Well, and according to your logic, is the RPC the Russian Orthodox House with a cross? A small house? (and the second is the RPCZ)))))
However, the church always knew how to tell stories.)

XXX: That was the joke.
I bought a car. What color? Have you seen sunset? It is, but it is green.
YYY: I do not understand. What a nonsense?
xxx: It was meant to be like #FF4025, but actually #40FF25

Don’t worry about small business (C)

I came from the tax office and asked for an explanation why we are not closing contracts with suppliers.
two days spent clarifying that in their understanding "the contracts are not closed" because
We did not give them a contract.
Our contracts are indefinite, with automatic extension for next year.

It turned out that if I paid the supplier on December 31 with a delivery period of 16 weeks, and he did not ship me on December 31 - it means that I have a bad deal with the supplier!!!! to
(What this means, why such questions, and what threatens, we could not explain)

three days wrote an explanation why we will never close the contract
Because all the sliding speakers made samples from 1C in the range of all sorts of accounts and other things.

40 minutes of buzz. I told them how we built the process, what we pay, we wait until six months from production, we get - and all shiaaslyva.

They did not understand

They said to write a paper that the agreements 14 years will close in 15th, the agreements 15th in 16th.

and all.

What was it all about???? to

xxx: we here in the day sent 4 different mistakes a woman by the name of Beda
What’s worse, it’s T.P.

Moscow authorities allocated more than 85 million rubles to increase clouds on May 1

We do not sow and we do not pasture.
We make a fool.
The 1st of May comes.
Destroying the clouds.
The Opaganamstale!

What trait do feminists accuse men of female hatred? No one hates babies more than other babies.

In three years I will be 40. 40 is and 40!!!! Let’s celebrate it somewhat. Take for example a safari.
I see two lions, one of whom complains that he has a heartburn from these stupid forty-year-olds.

Hello, I am in a funny situation right now.
xxx: I have a compot from the rosette) the neighbors have already admitted, the damage will be paid
yyy: >_<
xxx: The child from above diligently poured compot into the socket)
XXX is cherry.

“The Catholicism!”
I shield genially. I know where they are recording?
I believe in catalysis, electrolysis, in the name of anode, cathode, and the Great Faraday!
Blessed be Berzelius at all times!

Yes yes,
“No one owes you anything just because you’re dating someone or living together.”
This includes cleaning, borsting, mines, laundry, etc. And then we know such wise men: he owes her nothing, and in general, he LOVES her, to bluff her, and that, of course, is enough; and she should be good to him, serve him fully, and so on, as well as Loveff or Nahua, then I need you.

It is said that indolence is a sign of the inevitable breakdown of the personality. But, as they say, the desire for absolute order is one of the main signs of schizophrenia.
And if there is no difference, then why dust?

Want a rare name for a girl? Is this the rarest?
As a pediatrician with decent experience (Moscow) I recommend:
Natasha, Lena, Olya and Light.

They will be almost unlikely to meet the weight in the kindergarten, school, etc. Guarantee of 99.999% on discount.

I will not tell for the whole professional life, and in the last 5 years I met 1 (!) Lena and 1 (!) and OLA. I don’t remember Nathan at all.
But Fevronia in a diaper and Cassandra's blistering bubbles don't surprise anyone)

Raw carapuz Valerian is 2.5 years old. You ask him: What is your name, Valkyrie? The valley?
and Valerian.
What is your name, grandmother?
and Valerian.
So you imagine: "Valerian, Monsieur Cher, you are once again crowded! Be kind and behave properly!"

I have a clock at 10.33
YYY: No, thank you, I’ve already turned my clock somewhere drunk, I don’t want it anymore.

What are you busy with?
HS: I know about the bank.
HS: I called the bank on Skype, and my mother came from behind and told me that she bought me a miracle milk.
HS: I will go
Tagged: lol xD

Today, all the buses saw a strange picture.
XXX: a dirty and dirty body floated into the salon. He did not pay for the trip, but the driver left him. The body began to get rid of the passengers, but the passengers rub the mode "I don’t notice anything". He stopped five, complaining with a loud voice about the shamelessness of modern representatives of homosapiens.
xxx: here it should be said that the men, including me, did nothing. Yes, I was disgusted to connect with this spider, I admit!
But then a miracle happened. She stood up
xxx: cute girl category just over 20, in a black coat, with curls to the waist and a rainbow umbrella
The heavenly creation, in a few tangible words, declared how it hated the alkasha, and for the next two minutes furiously pissed the shrouded body with a rainbow umbrella!! to
At the next stop, she drove him out of the bus with one pinch, after which, with full satisfaction, sat down and, not paying attention to the flattering eyes of all around, put on headphones, plunging into the nirvana.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
One thing I regret.
WOW :?
He didn’t marry her exactly the same way.