If on the fresh grave of any famous figure a huge number of crowns and flowers - it does not always reflect universal sorrow. It could also mean, “Finally!”

Home cat - noble man, taken from the street 2 years ago.
He went home and here a black creature came out of the basement and whispered complaining.
I called home - the woman came, looked - we take.
From the first days the toilet only in the bowl
Then I thought, I was apparently taught.
It is mid-April and the snow has fallen.
Wife says, walk with him on the fresh snow.
I went, bought a necklace with a leash, attached it, I took it on my hands and then the nightmare began.
How he wept, how he wept!! to
I say - that it was already in his life - apparently the former "owners" threw him out on the street, the cat's memory makes it feel, apparently he thinks - again they want to throw him out on the street.
Never went so.
Be kind to those you have taught.! to

Why are Jews always at war with Arabs?
Monika, it’s all about jealousy. The Jews envy the Arabs that they have oil.
And the Arabs?
And the Arabs envy the fact that Jews live better than them, despite the lack of oil.

I am military.

I met a girl and invited her to a date.

I’m sitting, she’s talking about herself, about me, and I said on the Morse alphabet machine on the table, “Sweet.”

She looked at me and said, “You too.”

In Moscow! The girl! and Morse!

I get married!