You have two ways:
1st Or you get fun when you eat.
2nd Or standing naked in front of the mirror.

I thought to add, in the article "Aliteration" on wiki, the phrase "In Peter - drink", a very good and relevant example. I go into the article and see one example:
on the sofa
Nadia Vanya
I decided that "In Peter - drink" has not yet reached this example.

I am now watching the series "Ancient aliens" - ufology, paleocontact and all the like.. Show all sorts of monuments of ancient architecture, it is unclear by whom, why and how built, geoglyphs in the deserts and broken by some of the Offigen weapons of the city. And all this in countries that without Google and on the map you can not find, is it really, I think, in all of Russia the mother did not find a bad megalith, or there the pyramid lost weight, so that it was not shameful to show on television.
And you know, I waited! The native bushes of forests and swamps. Russia has been shown in the same series twice. The series was titled "Aliens and Deadly Places".

I read the title: “A church school teacher in Los Angeles changed her students into a career as a porn actress. At the same time, the girl still shares all Christian values, as before.”

Dikoy :
#Bogota, #Marasmas_of our town
Recently, due to heavy rain, a new semi-subterranean transport link was flooded. At first I thought that they didn’t think about a drainage system, like in Moscow, or that these drains just stuck, but it wasn’t. It turned out that they had three powerful pumps there standing for pumping water, but the man who had to turn them on that day did not go out to work because of the rain.

Yesterday I went to the gym, everything according to the standard - trained, and went to the dressing room.

I go into the shower (naturally general), I will make a small retreat, we are in the sports hall, if I forgot shoes can be bought at the reception for one-time use. So I go in the shower, and I see how a healthy man goes barefoot to the shower cabins, I decided that it is not suitable to do so, I just had single-use boots (new ones), which I actually told him and then there was such a dialogue (I) - I, (M) - a man

So, what is that bear?

(M) - Yes, I forgot the shoes, and no cash to buy one-time

(I) - Let me give you a tap, or God knows that you can catch up in the public soul.

(M) - (He begins to press a wide smile) So I'm not afraid, I have a fungus on both my legs...

Years ago I was on a bus, the mood was good, almost lighted. And the self-esteem was heated by the winner, who admirably watched from the other end of the same bus all the way. As I passed by, he sent me a note. I still remember the text.

“I liked you very much! Call to me. by Misha.”

and all. If there was a phone number, you would look and call.

First, I want to say that our university and especially our philological faculty are flooded with foreign students, especially many Turkmen.

Next story on behalf of the teacher:

A Turkmen student comes to me and brings a notebook with lectures. I see, the handwriting is not his. I ask :

Whose notebook?

and mine.

What if the book is not yours?

My handwriting is not mine.