xxx: I delighted this morning one of the TV channels with SMS messages, going a running line at the bottom of the screen: "I greet my husband Alexei from my wife Natasha. I adore you, I can’t live without you, you are my sunshine!
A brave girl, you can’t say anything.

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What would you do if your girlfriend were always lying?? to

Tyzhambek 24.05.2010 16:58:31
I would have a second one who is constantly telling the truth and Alzheimer’s disease to constantly forget who is telling the truth and who is lying... there would be a megacleic quest!!!! to

I thought, could Edward calmly drink Bella’s blood once a month for a few days, that he’s mocking it?
YYY: What are you talking about o_0?
You fuck me, I’m talking about darkness!
YYY: We had sex under this labyrinth, and you were able to watch the movie?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

XXX at home?
yyy: uhu, I sit master waiting for the alarm
What if no one else remains at home?
XXX, but I don’t trust him.

Pehat: My neighbor smokes into the notebook and every 20 minutes asks the whole room: “Are I EBU?”and "
Pehat: And it’s all because he’s looking, scuco, "Pokémon", and answers the note to the question "What Pokémon is this?".

Let’s, maybe we can still say thank you to the Russian hockey team, although we all expected more.

Semen: My wife smiles at me - at 8.30 a.m. the pregnancy test showed 2 strips, at 11.00 she is already talking out loud about which institution to choose the child!

in the appeal committee. The Military:
The army you would like to serve in?
Well, I cuddled without a back-thinking and cuddled:
Imperial assault aircraft.
I was shocked XD

I bought a lottery ticket for 10r.
I open - there is the letter "X" (you lose)
I buy another one - there is the letter "U" (you lose)
The third is not purchased.

by 23:15
Daddy: Son, can you still sleep?
Child (4 years old): No
Father : Oh! Do you remember the tale of the girl in the red hat?! to
“No, I forgot to tell you.
Dad: So is it. There was a girl...

At 10:15 a.m. the father wakes up from his son’s question:
What kind of snake?

kas2m: There was no winter rubber in the USSR.
There was, but a deficit.
kas2m: in the USSR rubber was generally a deficit. There were many accidents and children.

It is strange that no one has written.
When you look at the sky or the ceiling... or something very bright.
You can see bubbles.
They are small and slide down.
You look at them.
Does no one see them?t t t t

The architect is the one in whom there is still a male engineering beginning, but the pederistic inclinations of the designer have already appeared.