Today I was digging in a compass at work, he’s a dinosaur. I connected a new mouse to him, and he writes to me that he does not see it. I drove into all the slots that I found, well suddenly, he is not stupid, but I. But no - he does not see.I already catch a mouse in the hand in anger, I knock her in the monitor with a scream "Here she is, th... see", what the computer gives me that a new device has been found!!!! The mouse!!Our Sisadmin stood under the table of laughter and promised me to test his drum.

Bash.org.ru is the world’s largest community of people who lose their socks.

What is 3000 rubles?Go to the store once!

On the clothes of the maid found traces of DNA of Strauss-Kahn and 18 other senior members of the IMF

I was recently in one Ukrainian city, ordinary people like people - ride a 15-year-old Volkswagen and the like, all the money and so clear where. But there is a wonderful street in this city not far from the center and there are 2 huge mansions nearby - one smaller. On the same street there is a church next door. Passing by, the BMW X6 passes and enters a smaller mansion, it turns out to be the son of the mayor of the city, and the mayor himself lives with a larger mansion. It becomes clear where all the money, but the whole essence is in the historical name of the street, which was long before the current mayor - "father, son and holy spirit".

We sit in the department.
The local ITshnik resuscitates the computer of the head of the department. Then he said, “Can they cut a little, and I speed up?”
A little pause... and the outrageous voice of one of the employees: "Yes, it's like everyone's piece of a cock can be cut off and I can shave!!"and "
They were not able to continue working soon.

I have to go....................................................
According to the same "prophet" from Auckland, Harold Camping, the apocalypse has already begun, it just went unnoticed.

I: Fuck, and what am I going to tell our kids when they ask "and how did you get to know daddy?"
Tell me how it was.
and AHA. I will say "Yes, kids! I met him for the first time on the birthday of a common acquaintance. Your dad didn’t drink at all at the time, and I specifically poured his whiskey into the tea. And when he spanked, I took him into an empty room... And we met!

Yes, when you’re friends with a girl who has smaller breasts than you, it’s very sad for both of you.

The subconscious of the tiles [21:57]
If a girl doesn’t get out until 17, she becomes an old man.