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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №64651
 25.05.2012
Now I slipple on the bus in a traffic jams and watch how the street slowly wander elegant lady - on the sticks, in a long shirt, a turquoise jacket in the waist, a small bag on the chain - and pulls in two hands 4 grids of potatoes from the supermarket.
2: I was hungry.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64650
 25.05.2012
The father asks me to borrow a modem to check the mail.
Dad, get out of my compass.
What is my mail there?
I am breathing:
Your mail on the mail server. You can get there with any combo.
Anyone can go to my mail?! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №64649
 25.05.2012
Where did you go yesterday, why didn’t you go to Ash?
Andrei: Yesterday I had the reluctance to give in to excuses and for the first time in my life to go to yoga instead of a workout.. for myself I realized that yoga classes allow you to find in the body previously unused muscles and make them suffer.
I want yoga too! This is useful. Flexibility is developing. The mood is getting better, right?
Andrei : Oh yes!
When it all ends, you fall on the carpet, and it rises to an unprecedented height.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №64648
 25.05.2012
When I entered the Google Pictures "How to fry a duck" I meant the process of cooking...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №64647
 25.05.2012
Eggs of Light:
Tell the skinmyakina not to distract you, we have an important pebble.

Eggs of Light:
by Perry

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №64646
 25.05.2012
xxx: I put a rat and cucumbers, and ham with oil, and an orange big piece))
And still go to the second floor and throw your nose into the sticks, licking))
Every hostess tastes better! x )
Cheese to rats!
Cheese was eaten last night.)
Hohland with bacon he appreciated great! x )
Hera, they don’t even feed me like that!
Do you want to live in my cage, baby? xDD

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64645
 25.05.2012
by Astra 14:07
Are we going to catch drunk eleven classmates on Friday?
Ninth school is like that.
as though
by Pithia 14:07
by Aida
by Astra 14:08
The main thing is to conceal them.
The golf bands
and a bowl of Yaga
Exactly in our way.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №64644
 25.05.2012
There is nothing to eat in Luxembourg.
Yyy: Go to Belgium or Germany.

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