< drunk> but they are not pudders. Well confused his wolf with his wife drunk...

I am married to Dr. Evil.
YYY: What is it 😉
XXX: As long as they got home through this flood, they wanted to decide that they didn't go with food for a long time, but just eat sandwiches for dinner. He squeezed his hands quickly, and went away, and I still sit, drink tea, read the newspaper. And the sandwich bites slowly.
Max crawls from behind, hugs, and gently whispers to his ear: "Le-e-enoch, let your sandwich bite a bit!", "I confidently stretch his hand with the sandwich, he delicately bites the bread from the very edge... And then suddenly grabs the teeth of a piece of sausage, and escapes! And I stayed with one bread - the sausage was the last piece :-)

Honey, it is your time!
... →
Do you know what is the most important thing about cooking?
But here is not.
The most important thing is not to heat it in the microwave by habit.

The perforator in them is a penetrator, a screwdriver with a deterrent - a forging machine, boxers - biters, a hammer - a forging machine. Creatively, the builders are working...

Do you remember how scary it is at night that a monster will come out of the couch to eat you? So, I realized that this monster is a cat.

xxx: we have a Nargina rural settlement here at the service
xxx: our girl, who is an assistant, went to the mail to send them a letter
xxx: so just indicated the address is not Nargia, but NARNYSKIE rural settlement))))
xxx: the fuck letter has gone))))

He played Diablo III for 72 hours and died.
Oh the Nifiga! Diablo III is out.! to

Only a Russian user can send an email with the title:

"All the hair on my head!"

XHH: next to the house is a 24-hour store of the company OJSC 'TUDABLIN'. Blaat, I’ll open my bar, I’ll put it next, I’ll name OOO 'SUDANAH'

Inscription on the fence:
"I love the rabbit"
The signature below:
"I am also
P.S The wolf"

Today I read a review of one of my colleagues on the client: "I could not clearly explain where our organization is".
So I imagine how he interrogated him: "Respond, Scuco, where is our organization?and "

A> "The Cows of God (Latin. Coccinellidae) - a family of beetles, which is distinguished by the fact that their legs appear to be three-membered, since the third, very small member together with half the fourth is hidden in the beetle of the two-legged second member.

A> and I, the fool, by the spots distinguished

Downloaded on the Android phone the exact copy of the game "Electronics: Well, wait!", aka "Wolf and Eggs". I sit, I play in the hope of collecting 1000 eggs - and, suddenly, now at the end and actually show the cartoon! Technically it is possible. and :)

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You say proudly that you don’t drink.
Will he tell you that his son is sick?
You are proud to say that you are a narcissist.

Sleepless: I can’t get anything, but he couldn’t give you the release on the fact that you’ve already walked.
Pradd: Well...
Pradd: The dean had big eyes, but he signed
Sleepless: Fuck yourself
You are a Jedi.

My grandfather told me that there was a lot of life around the village in the woods. Even wolves walked around the houses.
They knocked at the door, “Is there meat?” What if I find?

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Thank you fucking :D

XXX: Fuck, my palm has started to grow! The Palm!! to
Yyy: You are now a gardener ;) Great)))
XXX: What, fuck, is it great? I planted cactus. Do you understand? The Cactus!! to

JT_Z: It’s not games that make people cruel, but their ability to hang on the most crucial moment!

XXX: You can also play in the asshole
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Where were they? Fuck the hell!