xxx with my sisters
xxx: Sonia 16 years old
Veronica "Do you know that Sonia just recently learned that rain worms don’t fall from the sky?"
xxx: Sonya "It is not true! I learned about it two years ago!"

Anthony Gutslasher:

In Zhukovsk was Chebu-Chebu.
Local jokers ripped off wires from the letters "ch"
And in the evening, when the sign was turned on, everyone thought there was a sex shop.

Following the news of the invention of special "rebs" for the road, so that drivers do not fall asleep behind the wheel.

The Russians went even further. They invented a road on which it is simply impossible to fall asleep: flat areas on them alternate with excavations placed in a random order, which forces the driver to constantly be on guard.

I walked with my wife and little girl yesterday. The men are sitting on the lawn drinking vodka and chanting. Small: -paap, - eurovigne (Eurovision) wife: here is who should be sent. And a mouse on a bicycle like a circus!!!! to

In the brokerage office on Tuesday morning always held a meeting: in the office of the director gathered the heads of departments, discussed the results of the past week and planned activities for the upcoming.
Each time the plan was reduced to the fact that the IT department should develop and provide the leadership with robots with which you can conquer the whole world, after which the director will be the richest and happiest.
Everyone, except the leader, understood that the idea was absurd, but was not dismissed for various reasons. Someone had to maintain a family, and someone was just interested in watching the paranoid schizophrenia offspring of wealthy parents, who gave the child a brokerage company after graduation of the institute.
This time the director was delayed and the secretary announced:
We will start the meeting with the speech of the Head of Development.
I took a deep breath, it was no longer funny or uninteresting.
- I propose to collect at a neighboring landfill the garbage of various origins, glue a rocket, fly to Mars, with the help of the IT department (they can do anything at all) to construct a protein gun and conquer the Earth from there!
The Secretary froze over the minutes of the meeting with a questioning look.
The head of the department, in complete silence:
Is it fucking?

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<k> Maybi Error, Maybi Notes
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A joke of:
Much depends on the potency of a man. And as there was sex every day... so it is still. And the age difference is big, I am 26, he is 55. Just all different.
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“Doctor, it’s written here that at the age of 55 every day, regardless of fatigue...
And what? Do you write what interferes with you?

to this
I take peanut and shrimp only from one grandmother, she puts a bunch so stylish with a cassette film.

Do you complete the album?

Book Review: Richard's Long Hands - The Emperor

Brownie: On 27 books, I promised to quit smoking when the series ended! The man said, the man did! I have not smoked for 3 months.)
Nikitich: I would have started drinking at 15 books, and by 27 I would have started drinking!

A resident of the Netherlands of about 56 years because of a rare disease seemed that the people around them were dragons. It is that the woman daily observed how people "transform" into mythical creatures, growing the skin of reptiles, changing faces into cheeks with sharp ears and burning eyes of different colors. According to the researchers who worked with the patient, the dragons flattered both day and night in the outer darkness.

Aaa: Moreover, the woman herself understood that it was hallucinations, but she couldn’t do anything. The Dutch psychiatrists, who took up the treatment of the woman four years ago, also failed. Scientists could not determine why the patient is chased by dragons

aaa: visions were stopped with the help of the drug acetylcholine, considered the most important neurotransmitter involved in the process of remembering information. Experts noted significant progress in treatment and stated that there is a high probability of completely relieving the woman from the disease.

bbb: Well, the woman had the gift of reptilian vision, and she was immediately stifled.

“Why do I have a girlfriend if I have a motorcycle and a multi-colored pony series?

Sex during menstruation is just a turnaround, but during pregnancy it is also harmful to health.

Lying and misleading. Sex during menstruation is the same as oral or anal sex (especially since everyone now has a bathroom), and during pregnancy sex is useful (if there are no pathological conditions).

Lovers of stories in the style of “The West wants to destroy Russia, so it has imposed sanctions.”
shit to Russia. But let’s assume that the West really wants to destroy Russia.

Then it should be understood that he successfully destroyed it in the previous regime. Russia bought oil from the West in exchange. Production was lost, skills and skills were lost. The missiles are falling. There are theological departments everywhere.

The West had to live in this style for another 10 years, and nothing would be left of Russia with its brilliant managers.

People suffering from flying cats. Put a fishing net on the window!! It can’t be seen, but it can even withstand the labrador, checked! You kill a few nails, blur the edge of the grid more simply - and you do not suffer from falling cats and children anymore. Do it, you will not regret!
Please miss it! Maybe it will save at least one life!

Denys Bigus
The furry cat came out to play with gravity from the balcony on the 9th floor. Increasing its cost on the front of the latchets and replacement work. Thank you for not the neighbor’s pass and not the occasionally parked Lacettie Lincoln.
I suspect that the passport is okay. There is no brain, no shock.
by APD. "Rise in capitalization in the fall of the asset"

>>>I heard today that puer is a mushroom, grows in the soil, and you need to check if it is fresh. This is a tea that has been broken a few decades ago. :)

Only yesterday I spoke with a man who works as a tour guide in Sol-Iletsk, he tells: a crowd of people came from the center of Russia and asks, and on which trees are peppers growing. As a result, people fell down and paid for an excursion to the pepperfield.

daughter 5 years. We read the letter. We came to the word "sheep". Who is it? I ask.
The answer is "I don’t know".
Trying to explain, I tell you that this is the wife of the bear. The daughter, listening, adds: "And there are also unmarried lambs!"
Do not argue, there are

Where are these young people taught their specialties? Sitting such a frightened girl, the nose of sparkles does not raise and whisper: "But if you wanted to change the profession, who would you become?" I have 20 years of experience as an accountant, and who would I like to become??? Change of job??? And she insists. I say I would like to be a secret agent, a test pilot, or a stripper. Since I’m 50, I’m thin and sharp, my dreams are very stubborn. What a question, that is the answer. © NHS

A teacher from Moscow regularly writes to me about a student, the type of my son. Then he did not wear a swing, then the skies did not bring, then the money did not give - I started to worry about the child. You wrote the wrong address, hopefully the information will reach the address.
Then the letter came again. I write - Why do you bother me with other people's problems? I can start solving them.
She gave me her address and I will write to her.
Although I’m already accustomed to them, sometimes I even want to ask: "How is Pavluška? Do you have to go on skiing?"

When I was caesarean, the doctor said, “Don’t breathe, you are disturbing us!”