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My girlfriend has a son, at the time he was three years old, well very
An intelligent and not by years developed boy. In fact, one
Imagine a morning, a crowded bus,
A girlfriend with her son is somewhat in the middle, from all sides.
The boy begins to work hard with his elbows to survive in this situation.
The people standing around begin to get outraged and speak out.
A friend’s remarks about her unworthy behavior... Well, she
Naturally, he slowly says to his son, “Well, stay calm, no.
Go around, people are around.” The little boy, whispering his elbows, loudly,
On the whole bus, he says: “What people, well what people!!! around here
Just a joke!! You won’t believe it, but the crowd has moved together.

The Blonde:

Am I so sexy that life is fucking me?

Another day was a wasted waste of makeup.

When a vampire bites a man, he becomes a vampire.
It feels like everyone is being bitten by a bear!! to

God, please make sure all the calories go to the breasts!

And when then? Computers will come up with the voice command “Bl*d!”
Cancel all the latest actions?! to

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I stood in the store yesterday, passing by mommy with my son, a little 5 years old. Mommy hit the machines with this bag and they fell, the son on the whole store "Well, let’s crack it all out here!".

Yesterday, the neighbors had a brain break.
Call at half-third: Elliot, not with you?(Ola is my friend, lives with my parents on the upper floor)
No to gr. They ran to me: cries, hysterics, Ole, Ole, Ole.Where is our girl.Let's call the trumpet doesn't take.What to do we don't know.* is
Called all my friends-friends, boys (former, present, future)-net.I repay my mom with valocardine, answering to call an ambulance-morg.I recruit Ole:
With a sleepy voice.
and then?
I sleep.
Where is it?!!! to
In the room...

I drive like God.! to
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Kalansky says:
Did you know that Rowling filed a lawsuit against Dmitry Emtza? for plagiarism. In some countries, his books were banned. For example, in the Netherlands...
and Ura! I liked me. Even if one country is fighting this evil at the state level!
Do you have a list of banned books in the Netherlands? He asks Kalanchoe. They are... two! “Mein Kampf” and “Tanya Grotter”

The Pearl:
The article stumbled on "The names of the main mothers of Russia"

Axel to admin:
Who is?

Axel to admin:
of Zhirinovsky?

The Pearl
A study by the HeadHunter analytical group found that the most frequently used obscene expressions in the office are journalists, marketers, IT specialists and retailers.

Axel to admin:
Clearly Fuck

Axel to admin:
Oh is

Axel to admin:
The curse!! to