Ninety-third year, summer, the heat is terrible. I lived in Undead then. And on Dmitrovka on the road to the center, there is a clever turn to B. Academic Street. He is right on the lighthouse, so there periodically hanged the sign "right cannot" and exhibited the collector in the pursuit. I got into that. I go, I don’t touch anyone, and, turning, I fix this sign with the edge of my eyes, with the thought “Yesterday was not...” I stumble on the stick, I stop, worrying about myself. And I see that such poor guys like me are five cars in a row for disassembly. I wait. The collector is not in a hurry, hot, lazy, sweaty... Flying out because of the twist of the nine with tinted glasses, also stumbling on the stick. From there comes out a cheerful brother in shorts and shorts, hanged with cheeks, bracelets, etc. Evaluate the situation for half a minute. The dialogue follows (as I have heard, so I write). Brother (with the voice of a complete fool):
I am a missionary!
He turns around:
What is?
Do you have it? – Mosquito.
The people were concerned, mindlessly warned:
– No...
My brother is even more stupid:
And the race? ... The ration?
Mint is confused:
– No...
Brother calmly and measurably:
If not, you would go to X@Y, Makaka with a stick! He splashed through his teeth, sat down and left.
There is no scene.
Mint (slightly coming in and through the teeth):
Meaning so is. Ten seconds and everything disappeared.
We did not wait for the second invitation.

The authors of the school textbook "New History of Russia" can not determine with what phrase their work should begin:
“In the dark period of the imperial self-government...” or “In the good old days...”

You can find something exciting :D
Cheeera: the first?))
See also: Nothing

The Chinese Toponomics.

A: I have been for a month in your area on a business trip, in the glorious city of Huizhou, Dongguan region, Shenzhen district
E: Huizhou is a glorious city. In glory only slightly lags behind Huan.
A: Well you’re not, there’s no Sichuan Lake in Huan.
A: And there is in Huizhou)
E: But in Huizhou there are Huizhou people, and in Huan there are Huizhou people.

700,000 people in Berlin protested against homophobia in Russia.

What a phobia, a phobia. It is really scary.

xxxh: and our major, in addition to the teams "Remove laughter.eches and p.dikhahanky!", today even issued.
I will be with you like in school. Where they will not say a fool, but will say a capable but lazy".

Today at the psychiatrist’s office:
Psychiatrist: Why do you go through the medical commission?
I: to work in the camp Ural Dawn as a teacher of additional education.
Psychiatrist: So you’re going to camp?
I : Yes
Psychiatrist: In which one?
In the Ural Dawn.
Psychiatrist: Who are you going to work for?
.........

Marriage should be hastened when the passion has gone and the habit has come.
Yyy: An irrelevant statement
XXX: I am standing and standing. This... this... maniac red listened to music, and began to turn in front of me, to dance, then to press, then to distract, fucking. I looked at his pants and burned my shirt :-(

XX: What account do you have in the war that you do not end at least once? and :)
YYY: Officially account 1 - 0 to our!
XX: Are you equal as and when they managed to lose?
yyy: While we’ve exhibited the whole clan, these miserable nubes have exhibited only half of the clan in battle on New Year’s Eve and have not been able to play since then, we don’t allow such children’s bats ;)

YYY: I thought the kids were playing in hiding, and they posted my underwear on Twitter and tweeted.

xxx: the lawyer and he somehow unprepared-all the time the judge was interrupted, said not in the case, more and more on the TC of the Russian Federation, she touched them, lost in the said, then one, the other, I had everything in a logical sequence, I behaved adequately, so she leaned to my side already at the end of the first hearing.

zzz: this is what it means to succeed and pretend to be guilty in time)))

AAA: The meaning of sharing?
BBB: The meaning of the post?
CCC: The meaning of life?
DDD: The meaning of the game?
Meaning of meaning?
FFF is 42.

We have one guy in the group. If he fails to give something, he immediately lights up with his crust and he is assessed. The place of work is indicated in the note - Anti-Corruption Department =)

Another delusional advertisement: the craftswoman washed the boiler - became the queen.
I want to remind the stupid screenwriters of "The Tale of King Saltan".
The queen was not a weaver or a cook, but the one who gave birth to the king.

The Engineer's daughter
I think if it’s meant to be a stupid shit, call it Albert, it won’t help.
Kazak
It’s stupid to call my grandmother Albert.

Our cat was really difficult to feed: we had to lick mice from any food.

Diablo 3 is an auction game.
xxx: They even say that it has a mini-game where you have to explore the underground and kill bosses.

A few days ago, I was looking for natural leather for furniture, encountered a company that traded in, among others. The crocodile skin. It is called "Crocodile Gene"
...I wanted to call and ask for a haircut.)

YouTube video titled "Remove fat from the abdomen and sides in 3 minutes."
A comment that got a different likes: "Thank you, I was somewhere for 1.5 min lost weight!)"

(from the dialogue at work)
xxx: I want to see "Snow White and the Hunter"
YYY : Hm When I watched the trailer, I thought it was a typical name for German porn.
kami-sama: Better "Snow White and Waterproofers"
Mario, for example.