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[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №49355
 25.06.2011
I went to the ambulance this morning to see what I sold. I sell the Sunday booklets. I see a message such as UsamaBenLaden bought a blessed book of resurrection.
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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №49354
 25.06.2011
Yesterday I learned the second version of the international appeal "meade! We are here!"
Space: Above and Beyond is a pilot series. Hysterical cries for help, the bulky translator with a calm voice translates as "May day, May day..."

He is not from Earth.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №49353
 25.06.2011
In the 3rd century B.C., the ancient Greek philosopher Hrysippus served his donkey with wine, and then died of laughter as he watched him try to eat the insect.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №49352
 25.06.2011
Arina is a question. How to plan sex?
[0:07:27] Arina: Well
And why not, and why not?
[0:07:29] Vladelen: Ooh
Arina: What about it?
Arina: Imagine, so I am busy today, let’s get out tomorrow
[0:08:04] Arina: ))))
And the Lord said, “Let it be.”

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