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[ + 155 - ] Comment quote №7204
 25.06.2008
Adding an anecdote to your nick doesn’t make it a quote.

[ + 174 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №7203
 25.06.2008
It’s time to bind up with mat and fight for speech culture. My dog thinks it’s a team – sits down and guiltyly lowers his head.

[ + 94 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №7202
 25.06.2008
Watching today’s news:
There is a flood, the Georgian too. 0 0 0
Say Dmitry Anatolievich and how do you do this? And why did Estonia not get along today?and :)

ZY: And a huge request on behalf of all Russians, please save the magical petals, they can be useful to us this Thursday :)

Plus to the top, or suddenly he is really just reading it.

[ + 207 - ] Comment quote №7201
 25.06.2008
Uncle@AutoUA> On Sunday, being a little fun, found a bunch of dried fruit at home. Let me think compot. Cooked, no one will eat the fruit anyway, decided to dissipate. I put the sludge in the dishwasher and poured out the liquid. For a long time I stood over the scrapboard in a stupor, thinking a lot...

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №7200
 25.06.2008
On Sunday, being a little fun, I found a bunch of dried fruit at home. Let me think compot. Cooked, no one will eat the fruit anyway, decided to dissipate. I put the sludge in the dishwasher and poured out the liquid.
For a long time I stood over the scrapboard in a stupor, thinking a lot...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №7199
 25.06.2008
This is how far away from the people it is necessary to move away from them.

to love!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №7198
 25.06.2008
I have a friend - a shabout such a guy in nature Andrew.

Playing volleyball, God did not hurt the growth, as well as all available

He knows a lot of anecdotes and knows how to tell them.

In the soul of the company. He served in the VVD. He has a wife, just

The inch. She works in medicine, i.e. military duty.

Once again he came home under the shaft. Give him wife.

and pile. I understand why! When he came home, others were already there.

Work was gathered. Psihanul Andruha, grabbed the military ticket, bumbled

I went to the door and recruited in the army. Soon the darker clouds came back.

And let his wife say that even in the army, she doesn’t let him.

My wife cannot understand anything. And Andrew said he came in.

Military commissariat, a military ticket on the table: take to Chechnya at least now!

The officer took the ticket and turned it, looking at Andrew, then the ticket, then the

In his ticket. He asks:

Are you sure?

and yes! Take it!

Are you absolutely sure of that?

and yes! I want that!

Think the right way.

Nothing to think! Take it!

Another officer came. I looked at the ticket, on Andrew. They looked,

One and says:

We have seen everyone over the years of service and are not surprised by anything.

For the first time a husband sent his wife to the army.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №7197
 25.06.2008
On the birthday of Viktor Yanukovych spoke Montserrat Caballe. guests

They were in shock! In such execution "Vladimir Central" they have never

I have not heard!!! to

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