XY: But you understood everything correctly.

That’s because I’m smart.
Tag: like a banana
Bananas with unfinished higher education
XX: Am I always in a bad mood?
XX: I am in a good mood. and frequently. Well, yes often
Why do you get used to it?
XX: I don’t want to know anything. I want a jewel.
XX: Buy me a jewel?

XY: Fuck...

... and there in the rooms, so you understand, ceilings 10 meters and doors five meters in height!
You are hyperbolizing, Misha.
– What what?
You pay, I say.

From the discussion of the news on the ramp on the launch by the Americans of a new weapon.

“But we have Bulava and Topol, which they are very afraid of, because we don’t even know where they will fly after launch.

He was in the mountains. Skyrim, your own shit.

True selfishness is when you talk to someone on Skype and look at your face.

I have an exam tomorrow.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I will knit.

xxx thank you. I never really understood the meaning of that expression.

I too, but I’ll make you full.

>>> This is very interesting. The Simpsons have eight fingers on both hands. Their number system is decimal. It should be eighty. Why is none of them worried about this? Something is wrong in their world, and they don’t even suspect it.

And the Sumerians had a sixty-digit numbering system, how many fingers should they have?

Synthesis: I am a self-sufficient woman, I even have a washer with a pen to rub my back.

X: I think it would have been better for 1984 to make this mistake.
y: traditionally, codes starting with "4" correspond to errors that relate to the client's request (404 - page not found, 403 - access prohibited, etc., unlike, for example, 500 - "sorry guy, I fucking got out, but in half a minute the page will show you")
z: Wrong, 500 does not promise anything, in your interpretation it is “sorry, guy, I’ve gotten upset.”

Such a feeling that the national team of England and Italy bit Kerzhakov...

Serena the boy is good! Not that his friends, drug addicts...

XXX: You jump years
YYYYY:14
HHH: ACH is written 15
It is because 15
You are 14.
I am 15
XHH: 5 lines up you said you have 14
WOW and CHO?
What is P and #### B O L?
Do you protect me from the pain? I will break you #lo
Tagged: quiet quiet
Do you really have 15? As I remember last year, you were 13.
I am 14
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

XXX: Have you finished doing nothing?

Yyy: No, and what about you?

xxx: yeah, I don't have time, I'll have to postpone it for tomorrow))

Burzumcheg: the whole hut was swept with garlic after a failed experiment with food... now friends are afraid to come to my home, I had vague doubts

Lud_Fig-Wam-Bed_Hoyen: When she said she wanted to play the Doctor, I was delighted. And she did not have much of what the enema put in, so then she wanted to check the prostate. Elijah is out.

YYY: Well, I have learned little. I will still teach. How much I can now.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxx is good
xxx: I would embrace
No, no, I’ll have to fuck.
XXX is just good.

XXX: What are you doing?
YYY: I make pizza
XXX: Aaaah
What kind of pizza?
with the neighbor)
XXX is :D

Recently in shops I distinguish men's clothes from women's only by the presence of nipples on the mannequin.

Red Eyed Friend (23:38:12 24/06/2012)
Make a mine.
Red Eyed Friend (23:38:15 24/06/2012)
The Massage*

All the variety of women's clothes is essentially divided into two types - either coloring the shortcomings, or highlighting the merits.